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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2008, 09:11:38 AM »
Yesterday Snoopy Minor lost a tooth.
As you all know I don't watch much TV and last night was no exception. I explained to Mrs Snoopy#2 that I was off to bed at 8.30 with a good book and reminded her that Minor needed a visit from the Tooth Fairy. I did not have a £1 coin but she assured me that she did and would ensure that the Tooth Fairy got it.
By the time she had finished watching whatever crap she found interesting on TV I was sound asleep, as were all the children. So she came to bed and forgot to remind the Tooth Fairy of her duties.
One very upset little boy this morning  Banghead





And somehow it is my fault. She must be taking lessons from Mrs Nick cussing:

Well back on topic, the TF will have to leave a note tonight!


He is happy ~ the TF called whilst we were all out yesterday afternoon ;), he is now £1 nearer to his bicycle and furiously wobbling another loose tooth. Yes we all know that he doesn't have enough teeth for a bike but I am sure some minor chores will ensure the balance is made up by some kind soul  whistle:
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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2008, 09:12:01 AM »
A big bloke is threatening to "duff me up"  scared2:

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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2008, 09:13:04 AM »
A big bloke is threatening to "duff me up"  scared2:

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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2008, 09:21:01 AM »
A big bloke is threatening to "duff me up"  scared2:

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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2008, 09:24:39 AM »
A big bloke is threatening to "duff me up"  scared2:

Long story.More later.Must dash

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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2008, 09:39:43 AM »
Nick isn't exactly small himself. 6'2" and around 16 to 17 stone I would guess. He might be considered small in the All Blacks Rugby team but to me and I am 6' and 20 stone he looks pretty big.
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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2008, 09:53:51 AM »
All very odd.Bit of a psycho I fear  scared2:

Three days in a row some girl turned up to call for The Boy.  She is 9.

Day 1 we gave her tea and asked where she lived and did her parents know where she was. She claimed they did.

Day 2 she went off with the Boy, allegedly to a friend's house, but when we phoned to check they had not gone there.It turned out they had gone to a bike park about 2 miles away in a rough area with 2 other kids.Various irate mothers went and fetched all of the m back.Kids got yelled at.

Last nght she turned up again at almost 9. ALone, and asking if the Boy could play. I extracted her father's phone number (whereabouts of mother unknown) and called him to let him know where she was, who we were, our address and phone number. This seemed reasonable.

He went bonkers on the phone, claiming we were interfering with his family arrangements, were planning to report him to Social Services and telling us to mind our own business   eeek:

I asked if he wanted to collect his small daughter. "Send her back," he yelled.

He has been on the phone this morning having another rant and saying he is going to "sort me out" scared2:
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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2008, 11:00:25 AM »
All very odd.Bit of a psycho I fear  scared2:

Three days in a row some girl turned up to call for The Boy.  She is 9.

Day 1 we gave her tea and asked where she lived and did her parents know where she was. She claimed they did.

Day 2 she went off with the Boy, allegedly to a friend's house, but when we phoned to check they had not gone there.It turned out they had gone to a bike park about 2 miles away in a rough area with 2 other kids.Various irate mothers went and fetched all of the m back.Kids got yelled at.

Last nght she turned up again at almost 9. ALone, and asking if the Boy could play. I extracted her father's phone number (whereabouts of mother unknown) and called him to let him know where she was, who we were, our address and phone number. This seemed reasonable.

He went bonkers on the phone, claiming we were interfering with his family arrangements, were planning to report him to Social Services and telling us to mind our own business   eeek:

I asked if he wanted to collect his small daughter. "Send her back," he yelled.

He has been on the phone this morning having another rant and saying he is going to "sort me out" scared2:
Tricky one.

Might be worth a word with the constabulary, more because the girl may be in a bad situation rather than you are being threatened.

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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2008, 12:36:21 PM »
I am awaiting developments.
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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2008, 01:09:51 PM »
Give me his number...I will put on my best Belfast accent...

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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2008, 02:26:09 PM »
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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2008, 02:36:49 PM »
Phone your local policeman/woman. They need to know about this before the girl turns up dead/missing/whatever is worse. Meanwhile extract further and better particulars from The Boy.
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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2008, 02:51:28 PM »
This just gets odder. Father is divorced and has been given custody. Shares his house with a "lodger"who is an ex-policeman and part time taxi driver. His "lodger" turns up "to smooth things out" and starts telling us that the three of them (Dad, Lodger and daughter) are emigrating to NZ "but daughter doesn't know it yet." I am starting to think we have disturbed a nest of nutters.

He made a point of enquiring (twice) if we were "local" in that special sense they use round here which involves cousin marrying and having a selection of twitches.
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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2008, 03:02:02 PM »
Quiz "the boy". Gently. Could be tricky though - tread carefully.

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Re: Tooth Fairy on Strike?
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2008, 06:20:41 AM »
I am starting to think we have disturbed a nest of nutters.

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