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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2008, 01:13:05 PM »
Hmmmm  rubschin: opera....Baldymort....opera....Baldymort....opera....Baldymort....opera....Baldymort....opera....Baldymort.... maybe he meant this one.  eeek:

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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2008, 01:13:26 PM »
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2008, 04:37:34 AM »
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2008, 09:28:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 04:37:34 AM
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:

The old, "he fell down the steps your honour" line eh. You're not having the best of times lately BM. Go carefully, they come in threes!
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2008, 10:05:19 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 13, 2008, 09:28:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 04:37:34 AM
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:

The old, "he fell down the steps your honour" line eh. You're not having the best of times lately BM. Go carefully, they come in threes!

He hasn't dared go for a p*ss for 24 hours  whistle:
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2008, 10:54:30 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 04:37:34 AM
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:

Welcome to my world  happy100

(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2008, 12:18:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2008, 10:54:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 04:37:34 AM
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:

Welcome to my world  happy100

(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet...  noooo:

Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...

Is that three...?  rubschin:
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2008, 12:33:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 12:18:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2008, 10:54:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 04:37:34 AM
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:

Welcome to my world  happy100

(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet...  noooo:

Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...

Is that three...?  rubschin:

And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2008, 12:34:51 PM »
BM reaches for the Mr Sheen and a duster.....
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2008, 12:36:45 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 13, 2008, 12:33:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 12:18:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2008, 10:54:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 04:37:34 AM
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:

Welcome to my world  happy100

(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet...  noooo:

Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...

Is that three...?  rubschin:

And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it...  whistle:
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2008, 12:37:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 12:36:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 13, 2008, 12:33:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 12:18:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2008, 10:54:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 04:37:34 AM
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:

Welcome to my world  happy100

(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet...  noooo:

Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...

Is that three...?  rubschin:

And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it...  whistle:


Not if LL catches him he won't.  point:
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2008, 12:37:40 PM »
Snoopy beat me to it  cry:
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2008, 12:38:25 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 13, 2008, 12:37:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 12:36:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 13, 2008, 12:33:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 12:18:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2008, 10:54:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 04:37:34 AM
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:

Welcome to my world  happy100

(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet...  noooo:

Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...

Is that three...?  rubschin:

And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it...  whistle:


Not if LL catches him he won't.  point:

For now he does...  whistle:
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2008, 12:39:36 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 12:38:25 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 13, 2008, 12:37:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 12:36:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 13, 2008, 12:33:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 12:18:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2008, 10:54:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 04:37:34 AM
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:

Welcome to my world  happy100

(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet...  noooo:

Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...

Is that three...?  rubschin:

And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it...  whistle:


Not if LL catches him he won't.  point:

For now he does...  whistle:

Fingers crossed then.  lol:
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Re: Barman arrested shock
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