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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2008, 12:40:11 PM »
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:

Welcome to my world  happy100

(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet...  noooo:

Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...

Is that three...?  rubschin:

And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it...  whistle:


Not if LL catches him he won't.  point:

For now he does...  whistle:

Fingers crossed then.  lol:
Legs crossed more like, like...  whistle:
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2008, 12:42:04 PM »
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:

Welcome to my world  happy100

(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet...  noooo:

Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...

Is that three...?  rubschin:

And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it...  whistle:


Not if LL catches him he won't.  point:

For now he does...  whistle:

Fingers crossed then.  lol:
Legs crossed more like, like...  whistle:

If it weren't for the security restrictions she'd prolly take your nuts in her handbag ~ just to be certain like
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2008, 12:44:08 PM »
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:

Welcome to my world  happy100

(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet...  noooo:

Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...

Is that three...?  rubschin:

And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it...  whistle:


Not if LL catches him he won't.  point:

For now he does...  whistle:

Fingers crossed then.  lol:
Legs crossed more like, like...  whistle:

If it weren't for the security restrictions she'd prolly take your nuts in her handbag ~ just to be certain like
She's welcome to the nuts...  eyes:
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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2008, 12:45:02 PM »
Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...

Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder...  noooo:

Welcome to my world  happy100

(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet...  noooo:

Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...

Is that three...?  rubschin:

And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it...  whistle:


Not if LL catches him he won't.  point:

For now he does...  whistle:

Fingers crossed then.  lol:
Legs crossed more like, like...  whistle:

If it weren't for the security restrictions she'd prolly take your nuts in her handbag ~ just to be certain like
She's welcome to the nuts...  eyes:

 lol: lol: lol:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2008, 06:46:06 PM »



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Re: Barman arrested shock
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2008, 08:46:33 PM »
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