Do you live in a "happy" place?

[tel]

Apparently, I do.

See f TMR agrees.

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/suttonnews/3629291.Sutton_named_London_s_happiest_place/

[Nick]

And a glance to the right reveals:

Pensioner in hospital after burglary
 
Sledgehammer raider defeated by shop window
 
Bus strike planned today
 
Dad facing jail for killing baby
 
War forces soldiers to stay home
 
Mayor sets off heritage lamps row
 
Driving instructors penalised for parking
 
Cannabis raid wakes quiet street

 

[tel]

Oh, that must be the other side of town.

[Snoopy]

And a glance to the right reveals:

Pensioner in hospital after burglary
 
Sledgehammer raider defeated by shop window
 
Bus strike planned today
 
Dad facing jail for killing baby
 
War forces soldiers to stay home
 
Mayor sets off heritage lamps row
 
Driving instructors penalised for parking
 
Cannabis raid wakes quiet street

 

Hey! Sh*t happens ~ it doesn't mean the people are unhappy.

[Bar Wench]

Sutton! Happy! 

[Snoopy]

   You unhappy petal?

[Bar Wench]

I am when I have to go to Sutton! 

[Snoopy]

I must confess that most things South of the River are beying my ken.

[Darwins Selection]

I must confess that most things South of the River are beyond my ken.

Thames or Styx?

[Snoopy]

Yes

[Grumpmeister]

You are the ferryhound and I claim my £5

[Snoopy]

My last owner was a Cabbie. "Saff of the River ~ At this time of Night/Day? You must be bleedin' jokin' mate"

[Darwins Selection]

My last owner was a Cabbie. "Saff of the River ~ At this time opf Night/Day? You must be bleedin' jokin' mate"

But Barking is Norf of the rivva?

[Snoopy]

  Indeed it is ~ from whence cometh the parents of one Mrs S#2





And my singing Paddy Robert's "Belle of Barking Creek" is guaranteed to get me a clip round the ear

[The Moan Ranger]

Wot Wenchy said.