What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack

[Uncle Mort]

I am shaving my tongue as we speak

Is that wise?

[Nick]

When it has dandruff, yes

[Darwins Selection]

I have a meeting tomorrow with some old girl.

I looked her up on the Intermong




 

Clean pants for me then I think

 

Looks barely past the age of consent to me.

[Nick]

Does that age increase as you get older















as in ("Cor, look at the gums on that?")

[Uncle Mort]

I think you're confusing consent with desirability. 

[Nick]

Form an orderly queue

[Mrs TG]

Aspirins and Lipi summat or other. Thasall so far.

F*ck me!  When I paid for my prescription* I got a "lucky" receipt. I've won a f*cking IPOD thingy





* NOT £7.10 for the prescribed aspirin  . I spent 15 p of my own cash on those

Totally agree about the aspirin ~ watch out though because the "normal" aspirin are usually stronger than those prescribed for heart (Anti Clotting) purposes. 75mg per day is enough but it is for LIFE (not just for Christmas). Either use "Enteric Coated" Aspirin or Soluble as the ordinary "headache cure" variety can and do cause stomach bleeding when taken daily. The other one is prolly Lipitor which is a fairly aggressive Statin the purpose of which to reduce cholesterol. Statins do have other beneficial effects and are proven to prevent blood clots which are the cause of Heart Attacks and Strokes. The downside of Statins is that some people find them depressive to take and also there are reports of muscular fatigue which has been linked to the taking of Statins (Particularly Atorvastatin which is what you have got ~ Lipitor being a brand name) I took them for some time and had to come off them for the above reasons. I now take a low dose statin backed up by another cholesterol lowering drug.
Seems to me that your GP has decided that prevention is the order of the day .........

Now about those ciggies????  

Good advice Dr Snoopy....my dad used to say to the pharmacy if you run out of anything giz a ring..as he had that many tablets...

Give up that smoking...baddddddddddddd ....

[Nick]

Oh my head 

Those pills do not like even a glass of red wine 

Up all night puking and still feeling frail now 

[Darwins Selection]

Oh my head 

Those pills do not like even a glass of red wine 

Up all night puking and still feeling frail now 

 

Doctor knows best. 

You boozing days are over for now.

[Uncle Mort]

Maybe it was just a duff glass of wine. 

Or:

[Nick]

Oh my head 

Those pills do not like even a glass of red wine 

Up all night puking and still feeling frail now 

 

Doctor knows best. 

You boozing days are over for now.

 

[Snoopy]

Maybe it was just a duff glass of wine. 

Or:

More likely than Statins and Aspirin. They are OK with drink in moderation.

[Nick]

Well my body is telling me "never again" 

[Uncle Mort]

Surely one glass is 'in moderation' ?

[Snoopy]

Well my body is telling me "never again" 

Then listen to it.