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Offline Snoopy

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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2008, 03:47:04 PM »
Curiously it was the Paris Fire Brigade. Apparently they are the paramedics and the ambulance people are simply drivers and porters.
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2008, 03:49:07 PM »
Well I burped and the symptoms ceased  shrugs:

















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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2008, 03:50:36 PM »
I'll eat these grapes myself then  whistle:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2008, 04:05:53 PM »
I still feel a bit queer though  rubschin:
























Don't all rush at once  noooo:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2008, 04:07:23 PM »
You're not my type anyway  whistle:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2008, 04:08:13 PM »
More the vicar's leg for you I spect
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2008, 04:08:49 PM »
At least she shaves  whistle:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2008, 04:17:45 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 02, 2008, 04:08:49 PM
At least she shaves  whistle:

A Brazilian lady Vicar eh?

Strange times in which we live  noooo:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2008, 08:14:25 AM »
 surrender:

I have just got home from the hospital after arriving there at about 6 last night evil:

Chest X ray: clear
Blood tests: all normal
ECG:  eeek:

Doctor said: "Have you been taking cocaine?"
Me:  eeek:
Doc: Your heart rate is 120 anbd your Blood Pressure looks like a lottery rollover
 scared2:

I was plugged in to all manner of stuff overnight and am off shortly to see my own doc about more tests and the inevtiable pills.

Lady docs not up to the Donna standard  cry:

The Boy has gone back to School, so stress levels are lower, but I shall have to avoid all mention of Hazel Blears, Gordo and the rest for a while.
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2008, 08:53:00 AM »
Aspirin and statins for you, probably BP tablets as well.

Lots of talk about diet and exercise as well.
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2008, 08:58:55 AM »
Look on the bright side ~ you will be able to swop hospital visit stories with Snoopy from now on.  eeek:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2008, 09:30:59 AM »
Quote from: tel on September 03, 2008, 08:53:00 AM
Aspirin and statins for you, probably BP tablets as well.

Lots of talk about diet and exercise as well.

Not to mention suggestions about attendance at anti smoking group therapy sessions whistle:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2008, 10:23:54 AM »
Aspirins and Lipi summat or other. Thasall so far.

F*ck me!  eeek: When I paid for my prescription* I got a "lucky" receipt. I've won a f*cking IPOD thingy rubschin:
















* NOT £7.10 for the prescribed aspirin  evil:. I spent 15 p of my own cash on those
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2008, 10:59:49 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 03, 2008, 10:23:54 AM
Aspirins and Lipi summat or other. Thasall so far.

F*ck me!  eeek: When I paid for my prescription* I got a "lucky" receipt. I've won a f*cking IPOD thingy rubschin:

* NOT £7.10 for the prescribed aspirin  evil:. I spent 15 p of my own cash on those

Caalm down will yer.

Scallyland is a long way to drive for a funeral.  noooo:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2008, 11:01:04 AM »
It's quite close to me.

Oh, I see what you mean  surrender:
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