What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack

[Bar Wench]

Apparently smoking can also be related to impotence.

[Nick]

IN Spain they say it causes grey hair (is that correct Miss Wench)?

I always buy the packs that say "Don't smoke if you are pregnant" I feel Ok about it then

[Bar Wench]

IN Spain they say it causes grey hair (is that correct Miss Wench)?

Yes, from the ash.

I always buy the packs that say "Don't smoke if you are pregnant" I feel Ok about it then

Well now you should buy the ones that say YOU WILL DIE A LONG SLOW PAINFUL DEATH BRINGING MUCH JOY TO THE IN LAWS

[Nick]

Excellent. They should do that one.

Wenchy could be a Government Adviser on a big salary.

[The Moan Ranger]

A tad harsh Wenchy!

[Bar Wench]

A tad harsh Wenchy!

It's tough love! 

[Nick]

She specialises in that. If Mr Wench gets his Arnica from Boots he might even win an iPOD!

[Bar Wench]

Only interested if they are giving away laptops. 

[Nick]

I have a meeting tomorrow with some old girl.

I looked her up on the Intermong




 

Clean pants for me then I think

[Bar Wench]

 

[Nick]

Why? 

[Barman]

I have a meeting tomorrow with some old girl.

I looked her up on the Intermong




 

Clean pants for me then I think

[Nick]

You know her then?

[Uncle Mort]

Old girl? she doesn't look that old to me.

[Nick]

I was only told her name. ANd Joan (as it sounded) is not a young name. I am shaving my tongue as we speak (not that BM would ever shave his tongue, of course)