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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #75 on: September 04, 2008, 10:02:27 AM »
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #76 on: September 04, 2008, 10:08:53 AM »
TBH I have never yet spent a night in Hospital without ending up suffering from something I didn't have when I went in. Usually a dose of the sh*ts, a cold or some other minor infection that takes a day or two to clear up.
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #77 on: September 04, 2008, 10:16:44 AM »
Surely one glass is 'in moderation' ?

Depends on the size of the glass and the person who is under estimating the amount drunk.

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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #78 on: September 04, 2008, 10:30:48 AM »
Nope. 2 normal size glasses of red wine. Then mega- sick2: sick2:

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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #79 on: September 04, 2008, 10:55:25 AM »
Normal being? How many cl?

A standard measure is 125ml. Two glasses of that would have been fine. I suspect your glasses were a minimum of 200ml.

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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #80 on: September 04, 2008, 10:59:05 AM »
She seems to have your measure Nick  lol:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #81 on: September 04, 2008, 11:25:38 AM »
It's her job.I have just been to the local (the one I took you to). Had a pint of orange squash  noooo:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #82 on: September 04, 2008, 11:54:39 AM »
It's her job.I have just been to the local (the one I took you to). Had a pint of orange squash  noooo:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #83 on: September 04, 2008, 11:55:12 AM »
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #84 on: September 04, 2008, 12:01:57 PM »
It's her job.I have just been to the local (the one I took you to). Had a pint of orange squash  noooo:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #85 on: September 04, 2008, 12:14:44 PM »
He can continue to drink but in serious moderation!

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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #86 on: September 04, 2008, 12:18:45 PM »
And only fruit juice  noooo:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #87 on: September 04, 2008, 12:19:50 PM »
I'm sure a glass of wine every now and again isn't going to make you keel over.  eeek:

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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #88 on: September 04, 2008, 12:20:36 PM »
Even the word makes me feel  sick2:
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Re: What are the symptoms associated with an impending fatal heart attack
« Reply #89 on: September 04, 2008, 12:51:30 PM »
Even the word makes me feel  sick2:
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