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[Uncle Mort]

So it would be a mistake not to sleep with this (as an example)

 

[Snoopy]

My Grandfather once told me that it was often a mistake to sleep with a woman ..... but always a mistake not to.

Wise words... 

He also said something about keeping my bowels open daily.

[Barman]

So it would be a mistake not to sleep with this (as an example)

 

Well, I suppose that sleep is all you would want to do with that... 

[Grumpmeister]

So it would be a mistake not to sleep with this (as an example)

 

I dont think he meant bestiality Mort. 

[Snoopy]

So it would be a mistake not to sleep with this (as an example)

 

That may be the bowel opening bit of the conversation.

[Barman]

So it would be a mistake not to sleep with this (as an example)

 

That may be the bowel opening bit of the conversation.

[Darwins Selection]

What is that black flex for?

[Snoopy]

 I am assuming that the picture is a still from a "reality" TV show and that is the lead to the microphone.

[Grumpmeister]

Unfortunately Snoops you are correct on both counts, although a wire leading directly to the national grid would have been far more entertaining. 

[TG]

Perhaps it's time we cut the girl a break. Twat she may be but she does not deserve what she now appears to be facing.

[Mrs TG]

Perhaps it's time we cut the girl a break. Twat she may be but she does not deserve what she now appears to be facing.

yep thats true, she made many silly mistakes in her life, but don't deserve this life threatening illness

[TG]

Oh fuck. The TG's are closing ranks around Jade Goody. 

[Bar Wench]

Isn't that one of the first signs of the apocalypse? 

[Snoopy]

Fair point TGs ~ who started it anyway?

[Darwins Selection]

Isn't that one of the first signs of the apocalypse? 

I do believe you are right.

Watch out for the Four Barmen.