The all new free medical advice thread

[Nick]

Post those top tips here.

#! for Barman: wear a harness when visiting rooftops

[Snoopy]

#2 Remember to keep breathing

[TG]

#3 Download Chrome. Fast search results may be handy if in the middle of heart attack.   

[Nick]

#Eat chocolate and drink red wine as they are good for you(it says here)

[Bar Wench]

In sensible quantities. Although really who is to say what a sensible quantity is. 

[Nick]

Don't trust scientists

[Nick]

Don't drink three bottles of champagne at a sitting 

[Uncle Mort]

Don't shave your tongue and speak at the same time.

[Nick]

Most sensible.

At last the voice of experience 

[Barman]

Never trust a chiropractor... 

[Nick]

Never trust a chiropractor... 

Unless she is a pert redhead with green eyes and a black bra 

[Barman]

Never trust a chiropractor... 

Especially if she is a pert redhead with green eyes and a black bra  

[Grumpmeister]

One for Nick, dont let Mrs Nick loose in the pub. One look at your comments about Donna and you won't need a funeral 

[Snoopy]

My Grandfather once told me that it was often a mistake to sleep with a woman ..... but always a mistake not to.

[Barman]

My Grandfather once told me that it was often a mistake to sleep with a woman ..... but always a mistake not to.

Wise words...