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Offline Nick

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The Cat will soon land
« on: September 03, 2008, 12:29:50 PM »
Calls have been made.

Dentists have been buttered up

Kitten soon.

(Surprise for Mrs Nick)





It shall be called Mr Norks





















(These pills are good)





















I think
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2008, 02:53:38 PM »
Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins  noooo:
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2008, 03:13:51 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 02:53:38 PM
Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins  noooo:
I prolly could...  noooo:
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2008, 03:34:51 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 02:53:38 PM
Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins  noooo:

You are forgetting the Bermuda Triangle like effect of the Nick-o-rays. Anything is possible in Nicks world.
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2008, 03:45:52 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2008, 03:13:51 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 02:53:38 PM
Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins  noooo:
I prolly could...  noooo:

Sorry ~ even mixed with a nice single malt ~ I've tried, it can't be done.

On the other hand mixing my Valium with a couple of pints and it's whoopee time  whistle:

My GP keeps on issuing me with repeat prescriptions of 168 Valium tabs a month ..... I have 672 in four unopened bottles in my LOCKED medicine cupboard and a further third or so of a bottle that is in current use. The man is clearly in a worse state than me ~ he likes to compare our depressions when we meet. His Valium intake is double mine  eeek:
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2008, 03:58:32 PM »
I'm hyper-sensitive to certain drugs...  redface:
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2008, 07:04:22 PM »
And hair
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2008, 07:09:04 PM »
Speaking of hair ~ can you imagine the fur balls that thing will produce  eeek:
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2008, 07:10:14 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 03:45:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2008, 03:13:51 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 02:53:38 PM
Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins  noooo:
I prolly could...  noooo:

Sorry ~ even mixed with a nice single malt ~ I've tried, it can't be done.

On the other hand mixing my Valium with a couple of pints and it's whoopee time  whistle:

My GP keeps on issuing me with repeat prescriptions of 168 Valium tabs a month ..... I have 672 in four unopened bottles in my LOCKED medicine cupboard and a further third or so of a bottle that is in current use. The man is clearly in a worse state than me ~ he likes to compare our depressions when we meet. His Valium intake is double mine  eeek:

You could make a few bob on the street corner with all them... whistle:
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2008, 07:13:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 03, 2008, 12:29:50 PM
Calls have been made.

Dentists have been buttered up

Kitten soon.

(Surprise for Mrs Nick)





It shall be called Mr Norks





















(These pills are good)























I think


Me and Bm can help you with any kitty problems/advice etc as we have loads of em.

why dident you have some few months ago my mate had 10 kitties....oh well

hope it dont get as fat as that one in pic...scary..
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2008, 07:13:53 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on September 03, 2008, 07:10:14 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 03:45:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2008, 03:13:51 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 02:53:38 PM
Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins  noooo:
I prolly could...  noooo:

Sorry ~ even mixed with a nice single malt ~ I've tried, it can't be done.

On the other hand mixing my Valium with a couple of pints and it's whoopee time  whistle:

My GP keeps on issuing me with repeat prescriptions of 168 Valium tabs a month ..... I have 672 in four unopened bottles in my LOCKED medicine cupboard and a further third or so of a bottle that is in current use. The man is clearly in a worse state than me ~ he likes to compare our depressions when we meet. His Valium intake is double mine  eeek:

You could make a few bob on the street corner with all them... whistle:

Which could also get me 12 months in the chokey ~ I don't think so somehow Mrs TG but thanks for the thought.
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2008, 07:14:52 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on September 03, 2008, 07:13:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 03, 2008, 12:29:50 PM
Calls have been made.

Dentists have been buttered up

Kitten soon.

(Surprise for Mrs Nick)





It shall be called Mr Norks





















(These pills are good)























I think


Me and Bm can help you with any kitty problems/advice etc as we have loads of em.

why dident you have some few months ago my mate had 10 kitties....oh well

hope it dont get as fat as that one in pic...scary..


Err It's meant to look like that. 

eeek: I know ~ I think he's mad too.
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2008, 07:21:37 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 07:13:53 PM
Quote from: Mrs TG on September 03, 2008, 07:10:14 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 03:45:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2008, 03:13:51 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 02:53:38 PM
Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins  noooo:
I prolly could...  noooo:

Sorry ~ even mixed with a nice single malt ~ I've tried, it can't be done.

On the other hand mixing my Valium with a couple of pints and it's whoopee time  whistle:

My GP keeps on issuing me with repeat prescriptions of 168 Valium tabs a month ..... I have 672 in four unopened bottles in my LOCKED medicine cupboard and a further third or so of a bottle that is in current use. The man is clearly in a worse state than me ~ he likes to compare our depressions when we meet. His Valium intake is double mine  eeek:

You could make a few bob on the street corner with all them... whistle:

Which could also get me 12 months in the chokey ~ I don't think so somehow Mrs TG but thanks for the thought.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7594463.stm

ebay... whistle:
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2008, 07:23:36 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on September 03, 2008, 07:21:37 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 07:13:53 PM
Quote from: Mrs TG on September 03, 2008, 07:10:14 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 03:45:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2008, 03:13:51 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 02:53:38 PM
Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins  noooo:
I prolly could...  noooo:

Sorry ~ even mixed with a nice single malt ~ I've tried, it can't be done.

On the other hand mixing my Valium with a couple of pints and it's whoopee time  whistle:

My GP keeps on issuing me with repeat prescriptions of 168 Valium tabs a month ..... I have 672 in four unopened bottles in my LOCKED medicine cupboard and a further third or so of a bottle that is in current use. The man is clearly in a worse state than me ~ he likes to compare our depressions when we meet. His Valium intake is double mine  eeek:

You could make a few bob on the street corner with all them... whistle:

Which could also get me 12 months in the chokey ~ I don't think so somehow Mrs TG but thanks for the thought.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7594463.stm

ebay... whistle:

 rubschin:
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Re: The Cat will soon land
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2008, 08:24:18 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 03:45:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2008, 03:13:51 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 02:53:38 PM
Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins  noooo:
I prolly could...  noooo:

Sorry ~ even mixed with a nice single malt ~ I've tried, it can't be done.

On the other hand mixing my Valium with a couple of pints and it's whoopee time  whistle:

My GP keeps on issuing me with repeat prescriptions of 168 Valium tabs a month ..... I have 672 in four unopened bottles in my LOCKED medicine cupboard and a further third or so of a bottle that is in current use. The man is clearly in a worse state than me ~ he likes to compare our depressions when we meet. His Valium intake is double mine  eeek:

 rubschin:

Anti-depressants and a couple of glasses of wine was always a pretty good combo too!  cloud9:
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