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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #60 on: June 05, 2007, 06:04:31 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2007, 06:02:13 PM
Er daft question Snoopy but did you forget to add a comment in there?  rubschin:

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I called it Operator Error last time so this time I guess I'll have to confess to senility.  whistle:

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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #61 on: June 05, 2007, 06:11:47 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 05, 2007, 06:04:31 PM
Second time today I have pressed the wrong tit.

I guess that means you are feeling a right tit now  drumroll:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #62 on: June 05, 2007, 06:13:45 PM »
 redface:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #63 on: June 05, 2007, 06:45:30 PM »
You walked into that one I'm afraid  point:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #64 on: June 05, 2007, 07:11:39 PM »
No sorry - I'm a total wuss when it comes to food.  Whasa point??? in eating something you have to brace yourself for?



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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #65 on: June 06, 2007, 11:40:02 AM »
for the experience and because its there.
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #66 on: June 06, 2007, 11:51:58 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2007, 11:40:02 AM
for the experience and because its there.

You could cite the same reason to put your todger in a mousetrap.

Doesn't make it sensible.  noooo:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #67 on: June 06, 2007, 12:02:02 PM »
No that idiots reason was that he believed the $10 million wind up.  point:

And he must have known that it would end up on t'internet
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #68 on: June 06, 2007, 12:28:07 PM »
 sick2: Ok I've just found my food limit  sick2:



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BEIJING (Reuters) - A man in southeast China says 40 years of swallowing tree frogs and rats live has helped him avoid intestinal complaints and made him strong.

Jiang Musheng, a 66-year-old resident of Jiangxi province, suffered from frequent abdominal pains and coughing from the age of 26, until an old man called Yang Dingcai suggested tree frogs as a remedy, the Beijing News said on Tuesday.

"At first, Jiang Musheng did not dare to eat a live, wriggling frog, but after seeing Yang Dingcai swallow one, he ate ... two without a thought," the paper said.

"After a month of eating live frogs, his stomach pains and coughing were completely gone."
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #69 on: June 08, 2007, 02:37:53 PM »
Er,

I deposited the Chicken Glue down the manhole cover. Er, the neighbour has moved out, so her bathwater no longer flushes, so we have a noxious gas and a plague of effing flies.............







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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #70 on: June 08, 2007, 02:45:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 08, 2007, 02:37:53 PM
Er,

I deposited the Chicken Glue down the manhole cover. Er, the neighbour has moved out, so her bathwater no longer flushes, so we have a noxious gas and a plague of effing flies.............

 cry: cry: cry: cry:
You need to send a barrel of cockroaches down there?  whistle:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #71 on: June 08, 2007, 02:47:33 PM »
Try Barman's home brew Nick, by all accounts that will leave the drains cleaner than they have ever been  eyes:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #72 on: June 08, 2007, 02:49:25 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 08, 2007, 02:47:33 PM
Try Barman's home brew Nick, by all accounts that will leave the drains cleaner than they have ever been  eyes:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #73 on: June 08, 2007, 02:50:34 PM »
Dont tell me you've let Nick loose with the stuff before  scared2:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #74 on: June 08, 2007, 05:45:38 PM »
I am dong a trick with some Domestos now. And hot water. If I am not back in 10 minutes dial 999
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