Disgusting foodstuffs

[Nick]

I decided to make a pot roast chicken last night. Mrs Nick and The Boy were later home than I expected and the thing was so overcooked that the chicken had disintegrated and the bones had started to dissolve. It has the consistency of glue. Even the cat won't eat it. I have seldom made or seen or tasted anything so repellent.

Any other disasters waiting to be aired?

[Misunderstood]

I decided to make a pot roast chicken last night. Mrs Nick and The Boy were later home than I expected and the thing was so overcooked that the chicken had disintegrated and the bones had started to dissolve. It has the consistency of glue. Even the cat won't eat it. I have seldom made or seen or tasted anything so repellent.

Any other disasters waiting to be aired?

You have probably noticed by now that cats are quite fussy about what they eat.    Get a dog!

[Snoopy]

I decided to make a pot roast chicken last night. Mrs Nick and The Boy were later home than I expected and the thing was so overcooked that the chicken had disintegrated and the bones had started to dissolve. It has the consistency of glue. Even the cat won't eat it. I have seldom made or seen or tasted anything so repellent.

Any other disasters waiting to be aired?

TOP TIP>

Add more liquid, including half a bottle of wine. Cook for a further four hours then ZAP it in a blender. Serve it tonight with fresh crusty bread and tell them it's soup! ~ Drink the remaining half bottle of wine ~ Then throw the chicken  away tomorrow.

[Nick]

It's already in the bin!

[Bar Wench]

The ever expanding stew
Marrow suprise
Morocan chick pea patties
Falafel
Shoe leather steak

The list of my culinary catastrophes is endless. 

[Nick]

I made some bread recently and forgot to put the yeast in. Imagine three pieces of wood.........

Marrow surprise?

[Snoopy]

I made some bread recently and forgot to put the yeast in. Imagine three pieces of wood.........

Marrow surprise?

Don't even go there PLEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssse

[Bar Wench]

Stuffed marrow suprise!    It was squeaky!

[Snoopy]

Stuffed marrow suprise!    It was squeaky!

I begged, I pleaded but OH No! You had to say it didn't you 

[Bar Wench]

Of course! 

Oh Morocan lamb tagine was also rather interesting.

[Snoopy]

Whatever happened to Sausage and Mash? And if you cannot resist the urge to be cheffy, add some peas and make some onion gravy to go with it.

[tel]

Shouldn't this just be called "Crappy Cooking"?

[Snoopy]

I decided to make a pot roast chicken last night. Mrs Nick and The Boy were later home than I expected and the thing was so overcooked that the chicken had disintegrated and the bones had started to dissolve. It has the consistency of glue. Even the cat won't eat it. I have seldom made or seen or tasted anything so repellent.

Any other disasters waiting to be aired?

You have probably noticed by now that cats are quite fussy about what they eat.    Get a dog!

[Bar Wench]

Whatever happened to Sausage and Mash? And if you cannot resist the urge to be cheffy, add some peas and make some onion gravy to go with it.

I do sausages and mash too! Not all my food is yoptastic. I don't think five inedible meals over ten years is so bad. 

[Snoopy]

Whatever happened to Sausage and Mash? And if you cannot resist the urge to be cheffy, add some peas and make some onion gravy to go with it.

I do sausages and mash too! Not all my food is yoptastic. I don't think five inedible meals over ten years is so bad. 

I do the mash with watercress ~ looks good and lowers the GI a lot.