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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #90 on: June 18, 2007, 12:19:03 PM »
Just looked in the office canteen, there is something called mexican mixed meat that looks like someone has scraped up steamroller road kill and added courgettes and chopped tinned tomato sick2:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #91 on: June 18, 2007, 12:21:08 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2007, 12:19:03 PM
Just looked in the office canteen, there is something called mexican mixed meat that looks like someone has scraped up steamroller road kill and added courgettes and chopped tinned tomato sick2:

NICK! someone has stolen your recipe book.  eeek:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #92 on: June 19, 2007, 10:18:20 AM »
A Nick recipie book? Hmmm I can see the birth of another thread.....  point:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #93 on: June 19, 2007, 10:29:20 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2007, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2007, 12:19:03 PM
Just looked in the office canteen, there is something called mexican mixed meat that looks like someone has scraped up steamroller road kill and added courgettes and chopped tinned tomato sick2:

NICK! someone has stolen your recipe book.  eeek:

They will be hearing from my solicitors (if they are still alive, they were round here the other day for dinner) eeek:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #94 on: June 19, 2007, 10:30:48 AM »
I could have been mistaken Nick but there may have beed some badger in there  point:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #95 on: June 19, 2007, 10:35:07 AM »
beed?

Fresh Badger is very tasty. If prepared correctly.

















And shaved
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #96 on: June 19, 2007, 10:42:31 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 19, 2007, 10:35:07 AM
Fresh Badger is very tasty. If prepared correctly.

And shaved

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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #97 on: June 19, 2007, 03:06:41 PM »
Well the canteen has done itself proud today, on the menu - casserole. In reality, a scary looking dessicated lump of something that looks as if its been passed through a dysinteric warthog  eeek: sick2:

Nick, please for the sake of mercy take your bleedin cookbook back off them
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #98 on: June 19, 2007, 03:13:28 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2007, 03:06:41 PM
Well the canteen has done itself proud today, on the menu - casserole. In reality, a scary looking dessicated lump of something that looks as if its been passed through a dysinteric warthog  eeek: sick2:

Nick, please for the sake of mercy take your bleedin cookbook back off them

Too late - they are smitten. er.. smoted?
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #99 on: June 19, 2007, 04:02:25 PM »
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #100 on: June 19, 2007, 04:32:34 PM »
I'll believe it when I look in there tomorrow and dont see them trying to serve something that looks like Sgt Schlock  Nick whistle:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #102 on: June 20, 2007, 06:13:25 PM »
Can't comment on the state of the canteen today as I erred on the side of caution and brought sandwiches  whistle:
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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #103 on: June 21, 2007, 12:05:24 PM »
Well one of the other guys in the office has just come back with is lunch from the canteen and is currently fighting whatever has been dolloped onto his plate for the fork.

Nick you swine I thought you said you had taken your recipie book back  cussing:

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Re: Disgusting foodstuffs
« Reply #104 on: June 21, 2007, 12:57:41 PM »
I am doing a new salmon and bacon recipe tonight. I guess the two substances have smoke in common (or they will do by the time I have sorted them out!)
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