although I love fish I am not a salmon lover, infact I can't think of any freshwater fish that I like..
maybe the odd stickleback 
Sticklebacks. That takes me back. Use scissors and then deep fry them
Alive!
Sorry, being cross here about USELESS USELESS COUNTY HALL TOSSERS

cussing:WHO GIVE YOU A PHONE NUMBER WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE A FAX NUMBER SO ALL YOU GET IS THAT STUPID BLEEPING NOISE.

Berek saw my mellower side last night. But I have shafted Miss Whiplash today, which is satisfying