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Offline Pastis

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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2008, 04:20:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2008, 04:11:27 PM
Why is nothing ever straightforward? noooo:

I should ask Uncle Mort. Prolly something about the space time continuum being curved.

I do like your latest sig. by the way  ;)
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2008, 04:28:55 PM »
Probably a dumb question but how much effort has been put into locating the lost key? I mean has anyone (Mrs Nick for eaxmple) actually looked for it or has it been a case of "Oh dear, I can't remember where I put it ~ Nick do something"
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2008, 05:07:56 PM »
She has not a clue where it is.She has a head like a squirrel and a network of "safe places" into which things disappear. ON three occasions recently I have walked into the house, handed her some vital item for which she has specifically asked and within seconds it vanishes, never to be seen again  cussing:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2008, 05:10:33 PM »
For heaven's sake don't have sex with her.  eeek:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2008, 05:36:43 PM »
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2008, 07:35:41 PM »
Chance would be a fine thing.

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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2008, 05:57:12 AM »
Silly boys...  ::)

Just slide a credit card (Amex I think) into the lock... that always works...  whistle:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2008, 07:36:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2008, 04:07:09 PM
Ta.I should point out that it is an exterior door, um, 20 feet off the ground.

Odd that  rubschin:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2008, 07:42:37 AM »
Thinking laterally for a moment, these are probably daft questions (then again this is planet Nick we are talking about here) but can it be opened from the inside & is there an open window you can get in through.
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2008, 08:29:32 AM »
It can be opened from either side (IF YOU CAN FIND THE KEY) and it's a MORTICE LOCK so the credit card trick don't work.

OK?  cussing:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2008, 08:29:48 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 08, 2008, 07:36:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 07, 2008, 04:07:09 PM
Ta.I should point out that it is an exterior door, um, 20 feet off the ground.

Odd that  rubschin:

Why?
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2008, 08:44:33 AM »


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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2008, 08:45:59 AM »
More or less. Only a lot higher up than that, obviously
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2008, 08:50:54 AM »
And you don't find that odd?
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2008, 08:51:38 AM »
No. ::)
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