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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #75 on: September 08, 2008, 05:25:13 PM »
Cash job. Three keys.I have 2  evil:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #76 on: September 08, 2008, 05:27:52 PM »
Excellent  happy088

Now all you have to do is pop along to your local hardware store or Tesco tomorrow and pick up one of those glass chopping board thingies and all will be sweetness and light in Chez Nick
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #77 on: September 08, 2008, 05:29:48 PM »
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #78 on: September 08, 2008, 05:32:36 PM »
Don't tell me ~ It wasn't any old glass chopping board thingy was it? It was a "Special one" that some dear friend or relative had given her and it meant sooooooooooooooo much and you never liked it and the accident was deliberate and  angry041: angry041: angry041: etc.
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #79 on: September 08, 2008, 07:38:40 PM »
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #80 on: September 09, 2008, 07:39:30 AM »
Don't tell me ~ It wasn't any old glass chopping board thingy was it? It was a "Special one" that some dear friend or relative had given her and it meant sooooooooooooooo much and you never liked it and the accident was deliberate and  angry041: angry041: angry041: etc.

I KNEW you did these sorts of things on purpose!  evil:

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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #81 on: September 09, 2008, 09:12:14 AM »
Don't all men?  whistle:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #82 on: September 09, 2008, 09:15:19 AM »
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #83 on: September 09, 2008, 09:19:16 AM »
Don't all men?  whistle:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #84 on: September 09, 2008, 09:20:57 AM »
I didn't mean that we admit to it or are even guilty of such behaviour. What I meant, in a sarcastic way, was that as far as wimmin are concerned we are all guilty.  Banghead
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #85 on: September 09, 2008, 09:28:08 AM »
I didn't mean that we admit to it or are even guilty of such behaviour. What I meant, in a sarcastic way, was that as far as wimmin are concerned we are all guilty.  Banghead
Guilty...? Oh yes always...  cussing:

The post box key has disappeared over the past couple of days... for some reason it will be 'in the pocket of my trousers' even though I have checked the two pair I have been wearing and it is much more likely to be in one of the thirty-seven handbags that she has on the go at any one time...  Banghead

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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #86 on: September 09, 2008, 10:21:37 AM »
Exactly.Mrs Nick actually bought a new handbag recently (a common occurence) but it was a SMALL one. In the editing process of transferring stuff there was so much stuff left over that I had enough for a bonfire!
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #87 on: September 09, 2008, 10:45:38 AM »
And what the f*** is a Winter Handbag?

SWMBO has recently swapped her "daily" use bag for another dredged out of her wardrobe. "Why the change of bag?" I asked when I saw her transferring tat from one to t'other (I confess I was hoping she would say that one was broken in some way giving me adequate opportunity to purchase a replacement as a Christmas Pressy).

She gave me a whithering look and said "I can't use this one, it is my summer bag, THIS however (Brandishing what looked to me like an identical receptacle) is my WINTER BAG".







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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #88 on: September 09, 2008, 10:51:46 AM »
A complete mystery  noooo:
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Re: Lock picking advice anyone?
« Reply #89 on: September 09, 2008, 10:52:09 AM »
What is a winter bag? Simple Snoop, its part of the female psyche. Create any justification, no matter how slim, to purchase new/tat/shoes/handbags/clothing.  whistle:
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