Lock picking advice anyone?

[Uncle Mort]

So, once the locksmith's done his work you will open the door, step through and plummet 20 feet.

 

[Nick]

One hopes not. I shal then be deploying ropes.It's a long story.

Just called the local locksmiths. £55!! 

[Snoopy]

"                                                                    " 

[Nick]

Que?

[Snoopy]

Speechless and surprised

[Nick]

I may just contact the local burglar 

[Grumpmeister]

And you'll come home to find its been completely emptied 

[Nick]

A local guy is popping in later to "have a look" 

[Snoopy]

Ebro?

[Nick]

No. Ebrell has a chainsaw.

[Barman]

It can be opened from either side (IF YOU CAN FIND THE KEY) and it's a MORTICE LOCK so the credit card trick don't work.

OK? 

Of course it works, it always works! I saw it on a movie just last night (Memento)...  

[Nick]

I am getting a man in. OK?

[Snoopy]

No. Ebrell has a chainsaw.

That's the name! ~ I got close tho'  

[Grumpmeister]

I am getting a man in. OK?

Ebrell? 

If nothing else the sight of him carving away at the door with a chainsaw could be enough to convince Mrs Nick to be careful of where she puts things (and to get you to make copies of your keys) 

You could always read your favourite magazine while you wait:

http://www.endisnigh.co.uk/

[Uncle Mort]

You could always read your favourite magazine while you wait:

http://www.endisnigh.co.uk/

I take it that nobody has a subscription to it.