Lock picking advice anyone?

[Grumpmeister]

We don't need the magazine Mort, we have Nick. The end of the world will be the day that he decides to go and visit CERN. 

[Nick]

Oddly enough.................

[Grumpmeister]

 

[Nick]

If I can get this lock sorted out I get Brownie points which I sorely need after last night's freak accident in the kitchen

[Grumpmeister]

What did you put in the microwave this time Nick? 

[Nick]

I mishandled a cup which dropped onto Ms Nick's new all glass chopping tray thingy which then shattered into about 12 million fragments. Oddly the cup dropped onto the stone floor and survived . She was up half the night sweeping up shards of glass   

[Grumpmeister]

How far did the cup drop before it hit the chopping tray? They are normally far tougher than that for safety reasons.








What am I saying, it would have been weakened from exposure to Nick-o-rays. 

[Nick]

How far did the cup drop before it hit the chopping tray? They are normally far tougher than that for safety reasons.








What am I saying, it would have been weakened from exposure to Nick-o-rays. 

About three inches!

[Grumpmeister]

Normal mug or was it some heavy duty armour plated job?

[Nick]

Normal of course

[Bar Wench]

1) Get your money back for the tray that shouldn't have shattered they are meant to be toughened.
2) Why do you need to open a door to nowhere?

[Nick]

1) Get your money back for the tray that shouldn't have shattered they are meant to be toughened.
2) Why do you need to open a door to nowhere?

2. I do!

[Bar Wench]

Yes I know you do, but why?

[Snoopy]

My eldest (now aged 40) once placed and I mean placed a ketchup bottle onto a glass dining table and the table top split from corner to corner causing it to then fall through the surround and shatter on the floor. Glass is funny stuff and will take all sorts of knocks then catch it in the wrong place or at the wrong temperature and it breaks.

[Nick]

Which is what I tried to say to Mrs Nick.

But