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Cabinet meets in Brum to "keep in touch"
« on: September 08, 2008, 09:26:58 AM »
So allthe bastards travel first class, at our expense, to chat to one another in Brum instead of London.

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Tuesday's cabinet meeting is the first not to be held in London or at Chequers since 1921 when David Lloyd George gathered ministers in Inverness to discuss Ireland's renunciation of the British monarchy at a time when he was was holidaying in the Highlands.

Cabinet Office minister Ed Miliband denied suggestions the move was a political stunt, saying it showed the government was focused on listening to people's priorities.
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I hope the train breaks down and they all have to spend the night in Mrs Gupta's B&B
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Re: Cabinet meets in Brum to "keep in touch"
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2008, 09:40:03 AM »
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Business Secretary John Hutton will outline plans for creating up to a million manufacturing jobs in low-carbon technology

Up to a million jobs! - Pull the other one matey.

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Re: Cabinet meets in Brum to "keep in touch"
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2008, 09:41:24 AM »
outline plans for creating up to a million manufacturing jobs

Well that would cover one or two, innit?
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Re: Cabinet meets in Brum to "keep in touch"
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2008, 09:42:28 AM »
Train????? They will all be going in their chauffeur driven taxpayer supplied luxury motorcars. They will not even share cars.

Of course it is a stunt. They will no more listen to "ordinary people" in Birmingham than they do in London.

They are doing this because Nulabour suggested that County Councils should be more active in holding their meetings out in the communities they are supposedly serving. The Welsh Assembly and the Scottish "parliament" do this and inflict themselves upon Local Authorities from time to time. It causes traffic chaos because the local police close all the roads whilst "the great and the good" arrive and depart. Extra Police are diverted from normal duties (Form filling and eating donuts) to guard the premises and Special Branch wander around trying hard to look inconspicuous. The Local Authorities pick up the bills for this exercise in "local democracy" which means we pay for it.
In Denbighshire the County Council hold half their meetings "in the community" so f*ck knows why they needed to build and equip a new council chamber at a cost of £1m two years ago. The last time they held their meeting in this village they picked a Youth Club night. The Councillors were surprised to find themselves sharing a hall with local yoof and even more surprised that when they sent the clerk into the youth club to ask them to "keep the noise down" the local yoof all rushed into the car park and about 20 of them mooned the council members through the windows of the committee room. Police were summoned to attend and p*ssed themselves laughing.  happy001
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Re: Cabinet meets in Brum to "keep in touch"
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2008, 09:54:25 AM »
20 of them mooned the council members through the windows of the committee room

If only the same could be done for the cabinet meeting.

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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2008, 09:55:27 AM »
They are going by train. Virgin has laid on an extra service so that they are assured of seats
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Re: Cabinet meets in Brum to "keep in touch"
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2008, 10:03:35 AM »
Then their cars will be travelling up the M1 to pick them up at the railway station. Cabinet Ministers do not travel without special branch and armour plating.  Trust me on this ~ I have guarded Maggie Thatcher.
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Re: Cabinet meets in Brum to "keep in touch"
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2008, 10:05:53 AM »
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Re: Cabinet meets in Brum to "keep in touch"
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2008, 10:08:09 AM »
20 of them mooned the council members through the windows of the committee room

If only the same could be done for the cabinet meeting.

It wouldnt have any effect, to them it would be like looking in the mirror.

One thing that did strike me though. After everything this government has done in the 'war on terror' from taking part in an illegal war and occupation to draconian anti terror laws that strip away our rights and freedoms they have decided to hold this meeting in one of the largest islamic populations in the country.....
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2008, 10:09:48 AM »
ONe can only hope. But any "encounters" they may have will be heavily chaperoned, guarded and controlled.

Pity, cos I am going to Brum on Thursday and Friday. An opportunity for mooning missed
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Re: Cabinet meets in Brum to "keep in touch"
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2008, 10:30:59 AM »
Cut and pasted from Guido

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Gordon Brown is for the many, not the few. While others have shirked the long-term decisions necessary for this country's prosperity, he has taken those decisions with courage and vision.

Every morning he gets up, determined to do the right things for Britain, and it is right that he should do so, as to do so is the right thing to do.

Whereas in the past, Governments pursued wrong policies for short-term political gain, Gordon Brown is determined that never again shall the UK return to boom and bust.

He has established a framework whereby Britain can be confident in the knowledge that we are better placed than anyone to ride out the challenges we face, all of which are worldwide in nature and are unprecedented due to the new era of globalisation.

Gordon Brown understands that people are hurting in the real world. This is caused by the mis-pricing of risk in the US sub-prime housing market. Because of his success as Chancellor, recognised throughout the G8 and beyond, Gordon Brown is uniquely placed to handle the challenges we face as a nation.

All of this has been set out over the last year.

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