Nice to see you around old chap.
If he is making more money out of hay than your rent then you must have been paying in Zimbabwe dollars.
I shall pop the mothballs back in my black suit now you have surfaced anyway.
£5000 p.a. in haylage..... apparently.
£20 a bale.....alledgedly.
Must be bloody big bales imo, or does he mean haystacks p'raps?