« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 9 10 [11] 12 13 ... 16   Go Down

Author Topic: TENNIS  (Read 32418 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #150 on: July 06, 2009, 07:40:37 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 06, 2009, 08:42:00 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 06, 2009, 08:32:49 AM
In what sense, sporting or impure thoughts?

Is that why your scar is soooooooo big Nick - you actually had an operation to remove those impure thoughts of yours didn't you  rubschin:


 shutup:
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Just One More

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 26767
  • Reputation: 0
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #151 on: September 29, 2009, 04:16:11 AM »
A  sad day for Tennis ....                                 

Tennis hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts. Halep is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a   
host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open last year. But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back. This fall I'll have a breast reduction operation," Halep said. "The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. It's the weight that troubles me (and) my ability to react quickly," she added.                                                                     


Will someone please tell this kid that winning isn't everything. This selfish spoiled little brat shouldn't be so consumed with "winning major tennis tournaments". What about the hard-working everyday fan.                         
34dd's......  Folks pay top money for tits like that! And she wants to have them reduced.



Logged
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #152 on: September 29, 2009, 07:55:10 AM »
Her agent may yet convince her that this operation may in fact harm her 'profile' in more ways than one.... whistle:

The lucrative 'after tennis' modelling years contract might not be quite so forthcoming

And after all ....it's only ladies tennis and there is no point in that anyway  8)
Logged
Skubber

Offline Just One More

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 26767
  • Reputation: 0
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #153 on: June 20, 2011, 05:39:25 AM »
I've dusted off the thread all ready for the start of Wimbledon. Somebody had left a pair of sweaty white socks and smellly trainers in there. Post some pictures comments
Logged
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #154 on: June 20, 2011, 08:13:17 AM »
Oh yes ...Wimbledon starts doesn't it

Yum Yum

Logged
Skubber

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109304
  • Reputation: -115
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #155 on: June 20, 2011, 08:20:48 AM »
Looks like a gayer  noooo:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Just One More

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 26767
  • Reputation: 0
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #156 on: June 20, 2011, 11:17:23 AM »
COME ON TIM GREG ANDY!
Logged
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #157 on: June 20, 2011, 11:22:16 AM »
Odds on he drops out claiming a leg/ankle/back/arm injury the minute he looks like losing a match. The boy is a tosser but then I have it on the highest authority that his mother was a total w@nker from an early age (she went to the same school as SWWLTBO)
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #158 on: June 20, 2011, 12:44:58 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 20, 2011, 11:22:16 AM
Odds on he drops out claiming a leg/ankle/back/arm injury the minute he looks like losing a match. The boy is a tosser but then I have it on the highest authority that his mother was a total w@nker from an early age (she went to the same school as SWWLTBO)

W@nkeuse surely?
Logged
I mostly despair

Offline Uncle Mort

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 21889
  • Reputation: 2
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #159 on: June 24, 2011, 12:21:48 PM »
I have the Sharapova/Robson match on TV ~ a couple of cuties. But Sharapova's "grunt" every time she hits the ball is really annoying.

 
Logged

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #160 on: June 24, 2011, 12:22:46 PM »
I can see how that might put you off  whistle:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109304
  • Reputation: -115
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #161 on: June 24, 2011, 12:23:09 PM »
 shutup:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Uncle Mort

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 21889
  • Reputation: 2
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #162 on: June 24, 2011, 12:25:56 PM »
Well it's not putting Laura Robson off her stroke.
Logged

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109304
  • Reputation: -115
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #163 on: June 24, 2011, 12:28:32 PM »
 shutup:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Uncle Mort

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 21889
  • Reputation: 2
Re: TENNIS
« Reply #164 on: June 24, 2011, 12:29:53 PM »
A couple of other things that annoy me about tennis:

Inane remarks shouted out but spectators.

The clapping as the "Hawkeye" is giving it's verdict.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 9 10 [11] 12 13 ... 16   Go Up
« previous next »