A visitor

[Nick]

Bear in mind that the hound can only read yours because his is normally in the same place 

Most mens are. 

Mr Wench flirting with the mummies eh?

As a primary school teacher, comning into daily close contact with so many female colleagues and dozens, nay hundreds of MILFs, I guess he struggles to get home 

[Bar Wench]

The Mummys at school often flirt with Mr Wench. Often in front of me. 

As for his colleagues apparently when he started work there they were quite excited but now, well they know him and his vile habits. 

[Nick]

And he knows theirs too.

What vile habits?

[Bar Wench]

Well of course, if you ask me, he has none! 

[Nick]

I guess it is Y front related 

Domestos and a lot of boiling water

[Snoopy]

Maybe he is an arse scratcher ~ they are the worst sort in my experience and why when they have had a good poke around do they feel the need to lift their finger to their nose? 

[Bar Wench]

 

[Barman]

He still pees in the shower doesn't he...? 

[Nick]

Her silence is an affirmative. And, btw, you too are guilty 

[Barman]

Her silence is an affirmative. And, btw, you too are guilty 

Me??? 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

[Nick]

I see.I shall now get on with my anniversary surprise!

[Snoopy]

I see.I shall now get on with my anniversary surprise!

Not the leopard print thong and bow tie again Nick ~ surely the poor woman has suffered that once too often.

[Nick]

 

you think?