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Offline tel

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #120 on: September 23, 2008, 02:55:08 PM »
Tis an aid agency.

I have an interview at a school at Leatherhead on Monday. It says -

"During the morning you will have a tour of the school, undertake an in tray exercise and have an interview by a small panel of senior staff"

WTF is an "in tray exercise"?

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #121 on: September 23, 2008, 03:01:57 PM »
Tis an aid agency.

I have an interview at a school at Leatherhead on Monday. It says -

"During the morning you will have a tour of the school, undertake an in tray exercise and have an interview by a small panel of senior staff"

WTF is an "in tray exercise"?
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #122 on: September 23, 2008, 03:09:14 PM »
I have now discovered that it is an on-line exercise to see how you deal with problems presented in email form ie user support etc.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #123 on: September 23, 2008, 03:11:44 PM »
All is explained herein
Basically it is a question and answer session on a computer. Questions, often with multi choice answers, where you have to check the boxes. Others will ask you to formulate a response to given questions.
The computer then gives you a score.
We used to call such things role play but they are now very non pc.
See this link http://www.kent.ac.uk/careers/interviews/intray.htm
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #124 on: September 23, 2008, 04:11:07 PM »
"Check the boxes"!

Damn you, hound, Englishmen "tick the boxes"!

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #125 on: September 23, 2008, 04:14:22 PM »
"... a small panel of senior staff"

Dwarfs, perchance?  rubschin:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #126 on: September 23, 2008, 04:15:23 PM »
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #127 on: September 23, 2008, 04:16:09 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #128 on: September 23, 2008, 04:37:05 PM »
Can we settle on PORGS?
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #129 on: September 23, 2008, 04:40:24 PM »
No. Just coz your a DORG!

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #130 on: September 23, 2008, 04:41:08 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #131 on: September 23, 2008, 04:44:32 PM »
eeek:

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #132 on: September 23, 2008, 05:05:46 PM »
If you are desperate for work I'm sure that there is a vacancy for a health and safety officer at Nick Towers. Just make sure your health insurance doesnt have a Captain Calamity clause.  whistle:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #133 on: September 23, 2008, 05:31:27 PM »
Just how small do you have to be to qualify as a dwarf?  I've a neighbour who's clearly a p.o.r.g. She walks very quickly (seemingly busy, like) and has a relative, perhaps a brother who seems equally p.o.r.g  rubschin:

I often wonder about their business; they're very well turned out with their smart attire and attaché cases, dropping the roof of their Saab convertible. Perhaps they're in "entertainment" ...
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #134 on: September 23, 2008, 06:33:53 PM »
I don't think there is a particular size below which you are a dwarf. Dwarfism is a recognised medical condition, one effect being that growth is restricted,but I too have known people who arevery short but they are not classed as dwarf.
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