The all new TG's gorra job, worra bout you thread

[Pastis]

Something tells me it won't be long... 

[Mrs TG]

Thankyou one and all.

Now it gets serious. By way of preparation for the trials ahead I shall now engage in a few sets of Wii tennis (limbering up like) and later attempt to cope with the mother of all piss ups. 

Test your Wii age before and after the piss up to entertain us... 

39

And the age before? 

That is before. I aint pissed yet. 

Tg gone off to for piss up with work mates, they aint going till bout 5pm, i going down at 6ish so he prob completely trashed by then!
ps we just got our nice shiny pc , nice new 22 inch monitor which is widescreen makin me eyes go bit funny!

[Barman]

Thankyou one and all.

Now it gets serious. By way of preparation for the trials ahead I shall now engage in a few sets of Wii tennis (limbering up like) and later attempt to cope with the mother of all piss ups. 

Test your Wii age before and after the piss up to entertain us... 

39

And the age before? 

That is before. I aint pissed yet. 

Bout 78 then... 

[Barman]

Thankyou one and all.

Now it gets serious. By way of preparation for the trials ahead I shall now engage in a few sets of Wii tennis (limbering up like) and later attempt to cope with the mother of all piss ups. 

Test your Wii age before and after the piss up to entertain us... 

39

And the age before? 

That is before. I aint pissed yet. 

Tg gone off to for piss up with work mates, they aint going till bout 5pm, i going down at 6ish so he prob completely trashed by then!
ps we just got our nice shiny pc , nice new 22 inch monitor which is widescreen makin me eyes go bit funny!

I see this new one has capital letters and punctuation then...? 

[Snoopy]

Thankyou one and all.

Now it gets serious. By way of preparation for the trials ahead I shall now engage in a few sets of Wii tennis (limbering up like) and later attempt to cope with the mother of all piss ups. 

Test your Wii age before and after the piss up to entertain us... 

39

And the age before? 

That is before. I aint pissed yet. 

Tg gone off to for piss up with work mates, they aint going till bout 5pm, i going down at 6ish so he prob completely trashed by then!
ps we just got our nice shiny pc , nice new 22 inch monitor which is widescreen makin me eyes go bit funny!

I see this new one has capital letters and punctuation then...? 

But only to be used sparingly ~ in case they run out like.

[Barman]

Thankyou one and all.

Now it gets serious. By way of preparation for the trials ahead I shall now engage in a few sets of Wii tennis (limbering up like) and later attempt to cope with the mother of all piss ups. 

Test your Wii age before and after the piss up to entertain us... 

39

And the age before? 

That is before. I aint pissed yet. 

Tg gone off to for piss up with work mates, they aint going till bout 5pm, i going down at 6ish so he prob completely trashed by then!
ps we just got our nice shiny pc , nice new 22 inch monitor which is widescreen makin me eyes go bit funny!

I see this new one has capital letters and punctuation then...? 

But only to be used sparingly ~ in case they run out like.

Yes... no doubt with TG on the rock 'n roll they won't be able to afford a new pack every week... 

[The Moan Ranger]

Happy hangover TG!

[Mrs TG]

Thankyou one and all.

Now it gets serious. By way of preparation for the trials ahead I shall now engage in a few sets of Wii tennis (limbering up like) and later attempt to cope with the mother of all piss ups. 

Test your Wii age before and after the piss up to entertain us... 

39

And the age before? 

That is before. I aint pissed yet. 

Tg gone off to for piss up with work mates, they aint going till bout 5pm, i going down at 6ish so he prob completely trashed by then!
ps we just got our nice shiny pc , nice new 22 inch monitor which is widescreen makin me eyes go bit funny!

I see this new one has capital letters and punctuation then...? 

Watever......yawn....

[Mrs TG]

Thankyou one and all.

Now it gets serious. By way of preparation for the trials ahead I shall now engage in a few sets of Wii tennis (limbering up like) and later attempt to cope with the mother of all piss ups. 

Test your Wii age before and after the piss up to entertain us... 

39

And the age before? 

That is before. I aint pissed yet. 

Tg gone off to for piss up with work mates, they aint going till bout 5pm, i going down at 6ish so he prob completely trashed by then!
ps we just got our nice shiny pc , nice new 22 inch monitor which is widescreen makin me eyes go bit funny!

I see this new one has capital letters and punctuation then...? 

But only to be used sparingly ~ in case they run out like.

Yes... no doubt with TG on the rock 'n roll they won't be able to afford a new pack every week... 

Tg is getting paid till december so wont be able to claim anything..In the unlikely even of him having too, I can see him getting F**k all, as he has worked for last 32 yrs an paid tax and that so surely he would not be allowed it! Thats only for the usual jobless scum/single mothers/fathers with loads of brats, lazy rats that wont get off there arses...dont start me......

[Darwins Selection]

Thankyou one and all.

Now it gets serious. By way of preparation for the trials ahead I shall now engage in a few sets of Wii tennis (limbering up like) and later attempt to cope with the mother of all piss ups. 

Test your Wii age before and after the piss up to entertain us... 

39

And the age before? 

That is before. I aint pissed yet. 

Tg gone off to for piss up with work mates, they aint going till bout 5pm, i going down at 6ish so he prob completely trashed by then!
ps we just got our nice shiny pc , nice new 22 inch monitor which is widescreen makin me eyes go bit funny!

I see this new one has capital letters and punctuation then...? 

But only to be used sparingly ~ in case they run out like.

Yes... no doubt with TG on the rock 'n roll they won't be able to afford a new pack every week... 

Tg is getting paid till december so wont be able to claim anything..In the unlikely even of him having too, I can see him getting F**k all, as he has worked for last 32 yrs an paid tax and that so surely he would not be allowed it! Thats only for the usual jobless scum/single mothers/fathers with loads of brats, lazy rats that wont get off there arses...dont start me......

 

Well done, you really have shaken off those Scouse values.   

[Mrs TG]

Thankyou one and all.

Now it gets serious. By way of preparation for the trials ahead I shall now engage in a few sets of Wii tennis (limbering up like) and later attempt to cope with the mother of all piss ups. 

Test your Wii age before and after the piss up to entertain us... 

39

And the age before? 

That is before. I aint pissed yet. 

Tg gone off to for piss up with work mates, they aint going till bout 5pm, i going down at 6ish so he prob completely trashed by then!
ps we just got our nice shiny pc , nice new 22 inch monitor which is widescreen makin me eyes go bit funny!

I see this new one has capital letters and punctuation then...? 

But only to be used sparingly ~ in case they run out like.

Yes... no doubt with TG on the rock 'n roll they won't be able to afford a new pack every week... 

Tg is getting paid till december so wont be able to claim anything..In the unlikely even of him having too, I can see him getting F**k all, as he has worked for last 32 yrs an paid tax and that so surely he would not be allowed it! Thats only for the usual jobless scum/single mothers/fathers with loads of brats, lazy rats that wont get off there arses...dont start me......

 

Well done, you really have shaken off those Scouse values.   

Im afraid it goes further than scouseland...pay less get more seems to be the way! 

[TG]

I was too pissed to remember to do Wii age. So it prolly would have been about 98 or summat. 

[Barman]

I was too pissed to remember to do Wii age. So it prolly would have been about 98 or summat. 

As low as that...? Didn't get very pissed then... 

[TG]

Well. First week off. I have glossed the woodwork in the kitchen.

Er...

I shall apply for some more jobs this week. later in the week like..

Er...

If I start watching 'Ready,steady cook' or similar will someone please come round and shoot me. 

[Grumpmeister]

If we hear that you are glued to Trisha and Jeremy Kyle then we'll send Darwin around with a double barrelled turnip.