The all new TG's gorra job, worra bout you thread

[Barman]

I find I am most productive if I start about five jobs in parallel... like... 

[TG]

If we hear that you are glued to Trisha and Jeremy Kyle then we'll send Darwin around with a double barrelled turnip. 

That twat Kyle has got an hour show on Talksport on Sunday afternoons now. What a waste of space.

While I was painting the kitchen I listened to that other twat Gaunt. I must admit being wound up by a fascist like him makes the painting jobs fly by. Bit annoying though when your lovely DAB radio is covered in Dulux One Coat cos' you have thrown the paint tin at it. 

[Mrs TG]

Well. First week off. I have glossed the woodwork in the kitchen.

Er...

I shall apply for some more jobs this week. later in the week like..

Er...

If I start watching 'Ready,steady cook' or similar will someone please come round and shoot me. 

and This morning with phil an fern!

just made my dinner too, could get used to this i tell you....

[Barman]

Well. First week off. I have glossed the woodwork in the kitchen.

Er...

I shall apply for some more jobs this week. later in the week like..

Er...

If I start watching 'Ready,steady cook' or similar will someone please come round and shoot me. 

and This morning with phil an fern!

just made my dinner too, could get used to this i tell you....

What did he put in it tho...? 

[Uncle Mort]

Let's just say it didn't take lot of making:

[Barman]

Let's just say it didn't take lot of making:

[Nick]

She is not long for this world!

[Snoopy]

TG ..... Have you been to the Job Centre yet?

I know what they can be like..... you are "On holiday" but by registering now you may avoid the nonsense of "waiting days" when you do claim. Also keep a copy of every job application in a nice ring binder with a copy of the advert and any reply because there may will come a time when they start demanding to see evidence that you are actively seeking work. Under Gordon Brown's rule there is no such thing as a holiday.

[The Moan Ranger]

Suppose I should "re sign on" now that I am back.

I must get the car working first though - bloody battey went flat while I was o holiday.

[Darwins Selection]

bloody battey went flat while I was o'holiday.

  Nora was always such a buxom colleen. 

[Barman]

Suppose I should "re sign on" now that I am back.

I must get the car working first though - bloody battey went flat while I was o holiday.

The bloody battery has just let us down on the Pajero...

Bought a new one, spent half an hour removing the old one only to find that the new one has its terminals the wrong way round... 

[The Moan Ranger]

I sheared a nut that holds the stabilier bar in place.

Still, the battery seemed to take the overnight charge well and we are up and running. Now to go shopping...great.

[Barman]

I sheared a nut that holds the stabilier bar in place.

Still, the battery seemed to take the overnight charge well and we are up and running. Now to go shopping...great.

Why do they corrode like that? 

[Snoopy]

I sheared a nut that holds the stabilier bar in place.

Still, the battery seemed to take the overnight charge well and we are up and running. Now to go shopping...great.

Why do they corrode like that? 

Because you don't do what sensible people do. If you live anywhere close to the sea, salt corrosion will occur. Cover all terminals, nuts, bolts etc associated with the battery with vaseline and I mean smother it on and repeat every time the vehicle is serviced. 

As for TMR I would have the battery checked. It should not go flat through none use in three weeks. Mine has never gone flat despite being left in the garage for up to three months without use. Are you sure you didn't leave an interior light on or something? If you are sure then GET THE BATTERY CHECKED. Chances are you need a new one and winter is no time to find that out.

[Nick]

Bit late now, like.