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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #510 on: November 26, 2008, 04:12:13 PM »
He should do his research - check out their vision statement and such like...
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #511 on: November 26, 2008, 04:14:55 PM »
Just as long as he isn't blinded by his ambition ~ doesn't set his sights too high like
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #512 on: November 26, 2008, 04:40:10 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 04:14:55 PM
Just as long as he isn't blinded by his ambition ~ doesn't set his sights too high like
I'm sure there will be training involved - he will be a good pupil...
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #513 on: November 26, 2008, 04:44:13 PM »
Just has to know the right people really ~ a nod's as good as a wink and all that.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #514 on: November 26, 2008, 05:12:09 PM »
Children  noooo:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #515 on: November 26, 2008, 05:13:31 PM »
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #516 on: November 26, 2008, 05:19:10 PM »
Boy was on the phone to his GF earlier.

"How are you?"
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"Oh you sound a bit depressed"
squawk
"Perhaps I should come round and play and cheer you up"
squawk
"If you aren't too busy"
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Off he goes

He will be in for a shag there in a few years if he keeps "empathising!"  eveilgrin:

She's a gymnast  eeek:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #517 on: November 26, 2008, 05:19:47 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 03:34:29 PM
Quote from: TG on November 26, 2008, 03:33:48 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 26, 2008, 02:40:43 PM
Someone has to do it so it may as well be one of our own! And just think of the stories he will be able to tell!

The parasitical scumbag McNHS job has something to do with EYES.

As in EYEBALLS. Eyeball stories anyone?

Glass or real?

Well its in a hospital so I suspect that it could be either. Therefore glass eye stories are acceptable.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #518 on: November 26, 2008, 05:21:55 PM »
Quote from: TG on November 26, 2008, 05:19:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 03:34:29 PM
Quote from: TG on November 26, 2008, 03:33:48 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 26, 2008, 02:40:43 PM
Someone has to do it so it may as well be one of our own! And just think of the stories he will be able to tell!

The parasitical scumbag McNHS job has something to do with EYES.

As in EYEBALLS. Eyeball stories anyone?

Glass or real?

Well its in a hospital so I suspect that it could be either. Therefore glass eye stories are acceptable.

Good. As long as it doesn't end in tears.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #519 on: November 26, 2008, 05:22:36 PM »
I think I may kill myself.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #520 on: November 26, 2008, 05:24:00 PM »
You should think about leaving your eyes to someone then ~ they say one donor can give sight to several people.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #521 on: November 26, 2008, 05:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 05:24:00 PM
You should think about leaving your eyes to someone then ~ they say one donor can give sight to several people.

But one doner can give shite to hundreds.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #522 on: November 26, 2008, 05:31:29 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 05:24:00 PM
You should think about leaving your eyes to someone then ~ they say one donor can give sight to several people.

Several people can fvck off then.


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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #523 on: November 26, 2008, 05:33:29 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #524 on: November 26, 2008, 05:38:34 PM »
Parasites the lot of them. Want my eyes when I am dead just so they can see to fill in their benefit forms.
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