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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #675 on: February 27, 2009, 11:27:56 AM »
One of the new ones if for the DWP ironically administering to dole scrounging wasters such as my good self.  happy088

It is pre-interview numeracy and lier literr spelling tests that are being held at a Ramada hotel FFS! How much is that costing the taxpayer I wonder?

The other is also pre-interview screening for a council numbtie ("bring your own calculator and pen" (i kid you not)) and is being held on a Saturday afternoon!

While the fvcin' footie is on!  cussing:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #676 on: February 27, 2009, 06:27:42 PM »
One of the new ones if for the DWP ironically administering to dole scrounging wasters such as my good self.  happy088

It is pre-interview numeracy and lier literr spelling tests that are being held at a Ramada hotel FFS! How much is that costing the taxpayer I wonder?

The other is also pre-interview screening for a council numbtie ("bring your own calculator and pen" (i kid you not)) and is being held on a Saturday afternoon!

While the fvcin' footie is on!  cussing:

Maybe it's my post   lol: - you won't need the calculator as long as you can count up to 10 and they do let you use your fingers  ;D

Sorry to hear about the other job though  cry: -  just focus on the next interview and how much the round is going to cost you when we need to celebrate your good news  lol:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #677 on: March 06, 2009, 09:11:29 AM »
Any news?

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #678 on: March 06, 2009, 09:12:18 AM »
I was going to ask yesterday - but then thought better of it in case it wasn't good news  scared2:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #679 on: March 06, 2009, 10:01:13 AM »
Tomorrow at 3pm for pre-interview screening for Council numbtie job. If I pass that then interviews following week.

Ambulance service and DWP interviews later in month.


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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #680 on: March 06, 2009, 10:02:51 AM »
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My neighbour is in the middle of a Tribunal thingy at present after she got the heave-ho from her job at a moment's notice noooo:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #681 on: March 06, 2009, 10:07:39 AM »
I'm currently in All Bar One at Canary Wharf - Mrs TMR (to be) has an interview with the FOS, so I came with her. It will have to sit here now for two hours while she has all the tests. Still, the beer is quite cheap.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #682 on: March 06, 2009, 10:09:29 AM »
Bit early in the day innit?
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #683 on: March 06, 2009, 10:11:36 AM »
I have been travelling for two hours, it feels like lunchtime!

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« Reply #684 on: March 06, 2009, 10:11:59 AM »
That's all right then

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #685 on: March 06, 2009, 10:12:26 AM »
I have been travelling for two hours, it feels like lunchtime!
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« Reply #686 on: March 06, 2009, 10:15:43 AM »
We have had the joys of Southern Rail, the Jubilee Line and the DLR. That, in itself, is enough to drive anyone to drink.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #687 on: March 06, 2009, 10:30:47 AM »
Buggeration!

Got rejection letter today from the good job.  noooo:

However, Postie also bought TWO more interview confirmations. Thats 3 in the next few weeks.  lol:

Job interviews are indeed like buses.

I also found out yesterday that my old company went bust. Another 30 people on the scrapheap.

Now that this company has gone I suppose I can air some dirty laundry about the bastards that ran it.

I started there in January 1977 and spent the next decades working in various capacities around the company before settling into IT/Customer services general admin in the office. The company was then in private hands but the founder retired and sold it to an american company and after another few years there was a management buyout. Then a few years ago the MD and his wife took over and became the sole owners.

Things went downhill from there.

In 2007-08 the turnover was 2.8 million. I now know that the two owners took 50k a year salary (last year) out and then put another 100k in their own pension fund. The company has folded owing the bank alone 300k never mind the suppliers.

Here are some nice facts:

The MD's wife : he actually married her twice. The first time they got divorced and she emigrated to America (one imagines to get as far away from him as possible). Years later she came back and married him again, this time she took a job as a home carer / visitor for helpless people. God help those she visited. Anyway, a receptionist job became available and she was promptly installed in the position. Only months later she was appointed the 'Sales Director' with NO experience. Most of us beleive that in the last couple of years she was in early stage Alzheimer's.

The 'Metro' saga : They are also quite stupid. A member of staff would pick up a load of copies of the 'Metro' on the way to work and leave them on peoples desk (inclusing the MD's) one day a letter arrives from the 'Metro' (about advertising) the retarded MD reads a couple of lines of the letter and asssumes its a bill. he then goes on the rampage and bans the 'Metro' from the company and gives the member of staff a bollocking in public at which point it is pointed out to him that the 'Metro' is a free paper and he is in fact, a twat.

Redundancies : 9 months or so ago the first wave of redundancies is announced and the dirty work done. The day before, the proprietor disappear on a company paid 2 week trip to CHINA! 3 Month later the second wave (mine) is announced and the day before they go on a 2 week holiday.

I could go on (and I probably will.) but I shall leave it for now as the thought of those two winds me up.

I would still rather not name the company in question on open forum but the website is still up (as of 10 minutes ago) so if anyone's interested PM me.



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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #688 on: March 06, 2009, 12:08:51 PM »
Round two of the interview process - we are now near Liverpool street. I am in The Gun. Think I'll pop into Dirty Dicks too...

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #689 on: March 06, 2009, 12:14:17 PM »
Round two of the interview process - we are now near Liverpool street. I am in The Gun. Think I'll pop into Dirty Dicks too...

I'll be there (Liverpool St) later  - meeting friends for drinks
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