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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #690 on: March 06, 2009, 12:28:31 PM »
If I keep on driking at this pace, I won't make "later"!

I must be the only person wearing jeans in the vicinity, too.

Although it seems everyone has a BlackBerry (Wenchy, take note) so I am not entirely alien.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #691 on: March 06, 2009, 02:13:00 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 06, 2009, 12:28:31 PM
If I keep on driking

Keep yer N's up lad. We are counting on you.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #692 on: March 06, 2009, 02:48:10 PM »
My neighbour the judge just popped in. He is semi-retired and works on immigration and asylum cases.  He has been told that his services are no longer required due to cutbacks in the judicial system. When he asked who would deal with immigration and asylum cases in future he was told 'we don't know'

So they save his daily fee and end up spending a lot more on those he is no longer able to send back  Banghead Banghead
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #693 on: March 10, 2009, 01:04:58 PM »
Well I had the screening tests for the DWP yesterday, which I passed. Had the actual interview this morning and it seemed to go OK. Got to wait 3 weeks to hear now.

they had over 1000 applicants of which 500 were weeded out pre-screening. Obviously I have no idea how many failed the screening. 70 posts available across Leicestershire.

They rented out all the conference rooms at a Ramada hotel for over a week. Must have cost a bastard fortune.

A bloke there told me he went to a screening for the same jobs in the Birmingham area. Held at the friggin' NEC on a Sunday!


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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #694 on: March 10, 2009, 01:08:11 PM »
Hsve they not heard of short listing?  noooo:

They are wasting time and money big style here!
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #695 on: March 10, 2009, 01:12:43 PM »
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they had over 1000 applicants of which 500 were weeded out pre-screening. Obviously I have no idea how many failed the screening. 70 posts available across Leicestershire.


Sounds like Short Listing to me  whistle:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #696 on: March 10, 2009, 01:15:07 PM »
500 to 70? That is about 7 per job! EO dictates that all who meet selection criteria must be interviewed but there must be loads of chancers in there (not TG). I never interviewed more than 3 (from, last time, 141 applicants for one job)  evil:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #697 on: March 10, 2009, 01:19:30 PM »
They asked me how I would deal with very angry people. I told them I would deck the fvkcers. Possibly the wrong answer.  rubschin:


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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #698 on: March 10, 2009, 01:24:59 PM »
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #699 on: March 10, 2009, 01:27:58 PM »
Every time I have to deal with DWP I get very angry. I call it controlled anger in that I do not shout or swear but I do get very sarcastic and start demanding to speak to someone, anyone, with authority.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #700 on: March 10, 2009, 01:29:27 PM »
They wrote to me the other day. The letter appeared to have been composed by a 4 year old! evil:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #701 on: March 10, 2009, 02:32:28 PM »
Have you come across the guaranteed interview scheme yet?

If you say you are disabled they automatically give you an interview (assuming you meet the criteria).
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #702 on: March 10, 2009, 02:39:37 PM »
Oh yes, which is why I got to interview the half blind guy for the Graphic Designer job  evil:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #703 on: March 10, 2009, 02:49:39 PM »
Well is being out of work for nearly a year, a disability or am I just a liability?

There is an ad on the railings of the school opposite for a term-time playworker - I am tempted, sounds like fun.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #704 on: March 10, 2009, 02:51:08 PM »
Min wage and a CRB check, but if you like 4 year olds in quantity go for it



























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