Anyway, I have applied for yet another job (council numbty).
But mainly I have had several conversations with a nice lady at an employment agency. She asked me to email her my CV which I duly did.
Its a one page CV which basically says :
"32 years loyal service etc. Knows a bit of IT. Good communicator. Can do filing. Doesn't drive. Makes pickled onions as hobby"Now she hasnt sent me a copy yet but she has re-done it. From what she says it now reads something like this:
"Absolute superstar, loyal and devoted to the right employer, Invented the internet. Could talk middle eastern leaders into giving up Islam & recognising Israel. Doesn't drive but can fly space shuttle. Qualified pastry chef"Employers must now form an orderly queue outside my house.
