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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #345 on: October 28, 2008, 02:11:06 PM »
The JD is basically word for word the one I wrote for them before I left. I could rejoin, but would have to repay a proportion of the redundancy money I received.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #346 on: October 28, 2008, 02:26:15 PM »
Unless you changed your name and wore a mask
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #347 on: October 28, 2008, 03:51:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2008, 11:59:00 AM
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And how is TG getting on, we wonder?

TG is not much further forward TBH. Had a meeting with an employment agency today. Interesting. At the very least I have lots of good advice on CV's etc.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #348 on: October 28, 2008, 03:54:29 PM »
Quote from: TG on October 28, 2008, 03:51:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2008, 11:59:00 AM
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And how is TG getting on, we wonder?

TG is not much further forward TBH. Had a meeting with an employment agency today. Interesting. At the very least I have lots of good advice on CV's etc.

Wot... better than the advice we gave you... like?  rubschin:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #349 on: October 28, 2008, 04:04:59 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 28, 2008, 03:54:29 PM
Quote from: TG on October 28, 2008, 03:51:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2008, 11:59:00 AM
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And how is TG getting on, we wonder?

TG is not much further forward TBH. Had a meeting with an employment agency today. Interesting. At the very least I have lots of good advice on CV's etc.

Wot... better than the advice we gave you... like?  rubschin:

Erm..  Well.......  YES
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #350 on: October 28, 2008, 04:15:05 PM »
Quote from: TG on October 28, 2008, 04:04:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 28, 2008, 03:54:29 PM
Quote from: TG on October 28, 2008, 03:51:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2008, 11:59:00 AM
eeek:

And how is TG getting on, we wonder?

TG is not much further forward TBH. Had a meeting with an employment agency today. Interesting. At the very least I have lots of good advice on CV's etc.

Wot... better than the advice we gave you... like?  rubschin:

Erm..  Well.......  YES

...  rubschin:










How so...?  Shrugs:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #351 on: October 28, 2008, 04:19:17 PM »
Doing a better CV= polishing a turd!

Employers nowadays, esp Public Sector, can be idiots. If your CV don't fit the person spec you are fooked, even if you are capable of doing the job
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #352 on: October 28, 2008, 04:31:43 PM »
Well. It went like this...

Agency lady: Have you taken employment advice from anyone else?
TG: yes
AG: Who?
TG: Err. the virtual pub.
AG: That bloke in Cyprus?
TG: Err.. yes
AG: and that train bloke that likes cake?
TG: Err..yes.
AG: Do you want to earn money by falling off roo(ve)fs?
TG: No Miss
AG: Can you fly the space shuttle or drive a steam engine?
TG: No miss
AG: Stop looking down my top.
TG: Yes Miss
AG: This CV is shite isnt it?
TG: yes Miss
AG: Do it again and call me on Friday.
TG: Yes Miss
AG: Unless there is anything else you can fvkc off now.
TG: Yes Miss..  Err..
AG:What?
TG: Can I see you naked please?
AG: No. Go away.

I await her call.




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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #353 on: October 28, 2008, 04:55:04 PM »
It's going very well. Keep it up!
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #354 on: October 28, 2008, 06:29:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 28, 2008, 04:55:04 PM
It's going very well. Keep it up!
Agreed... excellent progress...  cloud9:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #355 on: October 29, 2008, 03:56:29 PM »
Currently sitting in a pub in Purley, whilst Mrs TMR(to be) has an interview. Moral support and all that...she'll knock 'em bandy.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #356 on: October 29, 2008, 04:06:34 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 29, 2008, 03:56:29 PM
Currently sitting in a pub in Purley, whilst Mrs TMR(to be) has an interview. Moral support and all that...she'll knock 'em bandy.
Have a few beers for her eh...? Bit of Dutch courage like...?  whistle:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #357 on: October 29, 2008, 04:10:41 PM »
Sort of. She was with me in the pub and drank orange juice.

When I got up off the floor, we went through her interview technique.
She'll be fine.

But by the time she leaves, I could be a bit merry. Pub is odd (like Purley) - natives staring at me and rolling coins through their six fingered webbed hands...
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #358 on: October 29, 2008, 06:13:37 PM »
Tg and me have just ordered are nice new suite...now he gota get painting before it comes in four- 6 weeks  lol:
So no more being in here get on with yr chores... eyes:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #359 on: October 29, 2008, 07:00:53 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on October 29, 2008, 06:13:37 PM
it comes in four- 6 weeks  lol:

= 12 weeks...  whistle:
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