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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #465 on: November 17, 2008, 04:18:38 PM »
8k? I would love to have 8k. I will get close to it when the redundo goes into the bank.

I speak frankly to the forum. My payout is 7.7k. Government minimum.

No mortgage, no savings.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #466 on: November 17, 2008, 04:27:31 PM »
Suggest you check my figure on the Job Centre web site. I am working on my situation and everyone is different, ages, allowances, dependant children all come into the equation.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #467 on: November 17, 2008, 07:35:13 PM »
I distinctly remember saying, on this forum, that savings under £8000 don't count against you for means tested benefits. Anyone in the position of having more than that should split their money up into several accounts and be prepared to lie their heads off. The Job Centre Plus cannot check every branch of every bank in the country. They have to rely on people telling them where their bank accounts are and then they will ask to see statements and savings books as proof.  Simply don't tell them where all the money is.

Of course once you have told them you are bolloxed unless you use your savings/redundo to pay a large clump off your mortgage and then use that equity in the property to extend your mortgage when times improve. I personally have had battle royal with these idiots when they asked me to prove I didn't have any more bank accounts ~ how can anyone prove a negative? Ultimately I demanded that they prove I have and, of course, they couldn't.

Not that I am an expert or anything  whistle:

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #468 on: November 17, 2008, 07:43:13 PM »
They haven't asked me, or Mrs TMR (to be) how much redundancy we received. Should they have?  rubschin:

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #469 on: November 17, 2008, 08:39:48 PM »
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #470 on: November 18, 2008, 09:02:52 AM »
They will see that from your P45
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #471 on: November 18, 2008, 10:21:53 AM »
Companies have to inform the govt of the redundo payouts. You then have to explain where it's gone.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #472 on: November 18, 2008, 10:22:38 AM »
"I invested it in Iceland on the advice of that nice Mr Brown"
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #473 on: November 18, 2008, 10:58:06 AM »
"I invested it in Iceland on the advice of that nice Mr Brown"

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #474 on: November 18, 2008, 11:02:22 AM »
Companies have to inform the govt of the redundo payouts. You then have to explain where it's gone.

Would they believe on Young's?  lol:

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #475 on: November 18, 2008, 11:12:33 AM »
Companies have to inform the govt of the redundo payouts. You then have to explain where it's gone.

Would they believe on Young's?  lol:

 rubschin: In your case you could point them to this site as evidence.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #476 on: November 18, 2008, 12:33:10 PM »
Well, that's it - mortgage was paid off today, with a little bit extra going into the bank.

So even less risk of getting anything handed out.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #477 on: November 21, 2008, 02:23:03 PM »
I have a proper job interview on Wednesday!
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #478 on: November 21, 2008, 02:24:14 PM »
I have a proper job interview on Wednesday!

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #479 on: November 21, 2008, 02:27:48 PM »
Wot he said.

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