The all new TG's gorra job, worra bout you thread

[Nick]

Oh dear, bad news
 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Sorry to hear 'bout that Miss D, shitty timing IMHO, I will make some buns, they should be pretty hard by the time you are in need of them.

[Snoopy]

 
Rock Hard?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

 

[TG]

WhyTF do you need 'IT skills' to be a street cleaner? 

I have applied anyway and told them I am an IT god as well as a dab hand with a brush! 

[Nick]

Maybe the broom is computerised, like 

[TG]

Wot's a broom eh?

Is it something technical like a mop?

[Nick]

Ask Mrs TG to explain

[tel]

I had my 12 month interview at the Jobcentre this week.
A new Jobseekers contract was agreed - when I said I used the interweb etc, every day, the lady changed it to 2 or 3 times a week , so that I would not under-achieve! Nothing like setting a realistic target, eh.

I now have to go to the Personal development resource centre in Croydon again (only for the induction day) after that I can avoid the rest - I told her that I had been there before and that it was waste of time, that it was stressful (always an undercurrent of violence) and that it was not good for me (after a heart attack 3 years ago) - she immediately started asking me whether I was in any way disabled. I managed to stay calm.

The only good thing is that I was given a form to fill in that provides adiscount card to use with my Oyster card - £6-90 a week for unlimited travel on buses and trams!

[TG]

Gully?

Gullies?

WTF is going on?

PDA's? OK, I can manage them.

Oh dear god, I dont think I am qualified for anything. 

[Pirate]

(Joking mode on) A gully cleaner is a lorry with a mahoosive hoover tube on it that sucks out the shite from yer kerbside drain. It also causes massive traffic queues cos there has to be 'traffic control' operatives with the stop, go boards and the operators love to use it especially at peak periods. A bit like the clowns who plan major road works on the motorways during the first week of August. (no offence JOM, if you operate one of those machines, like)

[Just One More]

(Joking mode on) A gully cleaner is a lorry with a mahoosive hoover tube on it that sucks out the shite from yer kerbside drain. It also causes massive traffic queues cos there has to be 'traffic control' operatives with the stop, go boards and the operators love to use it especially at peak periods. A bit like the clowns who plan major road works on the motorways during the first week of August. (no offence JOM, if you operate one of those machines, like)

No offence taken Pirate. I don't operate one of those machines

[Barman]

(Joking mode on) A gully cleaner is a lorry with a mahoosive hoover tube on it that sucks out the shite from yer kerbside drain. It also causes massive traffic queues cos there has to be 'traffic control' operatives with the stop, go boards and the operators love to use it especially at peak periods. A bit like the clowns who plan major road works on the motorways during the first week of August. (no offence JOM, if you operate one of those machines, like)

Are you planning to switch joking mode off any time soon?

[Darwins Selection]

(Joking mode on) A gully cleaner is a lorry with a mahoosive hoover tube on it that sucks out the shite from yer kerbside drain. It also causes massive traffic queues cos there has to be 'traffic control' operatives with the stop, go boards and the operators love to use it especially at peak periods. A bit like the clowns who plan major road works on the motorways during the first week of August. (no offence JOM, if you operate one of those machines, like)

Are you planning to switch joking mode off any time soon?

No rush. I quite like it.

[TG]

I'm pissing myself larfing.

Anywho, how will I look in a luminous jacket I wonder?