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Offline TG

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #930 on: July 08, 2009, 04:37:23 PM »
I found a human corpse once.

I think I would be OK on the squeamish front.

As for the bereaved, I'm sure I would be OK. Ish. You know, proffessionel yet human. Efficient yet warm. Not 'sign here, ta, now fvck off' but sort of calming and empathic.

I can do that!  happy088

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #931 on: July 08, 2009, 04:40:20 PM »
 lol: At least you won't have to deal with complaints from the customers if you get the mortuary job.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #932 on: July 08, 2009, 04:43:27 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 08, 2009, 04:40:20 PM
lol: At least you won't have to deal with complaints from the customers if you get the mortuary job.

They will have mates though innit, 'relatives' and other such busybodies.

And undertakers. Bastards.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #933 on: July 08, 2009, 04:53:11 PM »
Quote from: TG on July 08, 2009, 04:43:27 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 08, 2009, 04:40:20 PM
lol: At least you won't have to deal with complaints from the customers if you get the mortuary job.

They will have mates though innit, 'relatives' and other such busybodies.

And undertakers. Bastards.
You could find out if they really do burn the coffin at the crem!  eveilgrin:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #934 on: July 08, 2009, 04:54:51 PM »
Quote from: TG on July 08, 2009, 04:43:27 PM
And undertakers. Bastards.

Agreed  evil:  Talk about hitting you when you're down  ::)
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #935 on: July 08, 2009, 04:59:29 PM »
http://www.cremation.co.uk/process.htm

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #936 on: July 08, 2009, 05:01:14 PM »
Quote from: TG on July 08, 2009, 04:59:29 PM
http://www.cremation.co.uk/process.htm

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I've read that...

There is an English site too that says they burn them.

I don't believe the bastards do it tho...  noooo:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #937 on: July 08, 2009, 05:01:56 PM »
Quote from: TG on July 08, 2009, 04:59:29 PM
http://www.cremation.co.uk/process.htm

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Contact Person     
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English is, I suspect, not his mother tongue. whistle:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #938 on: July 10, 2009, 03:56:01 PM »
Another interview done.

This was the longest one I have done, lasting about an hour in a one-on-one with the MD. Seemed to go very well.

I am deflated and depressed about jobhunting today. Which is unlike me.

I may kill myself. Or possibly some other fvker!  ;D

OK. Maybe not 'kill' as such but tell people to fvck off and similar.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #939 on: July 10, 2009, 04:15:53 PM »
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #940 on: July 10, 2009, 04:41:21 PM »
Quote from: TG on July 10, 2009, 03:56:01 PM
Another interview done.

This was the longest one I have done, lasting about an hour in a one-on-one with the MD. Seemed to go very well.

I am deflated and depressed about jobhunting today. Which is unlike me.

I may kill myself. Or possibly some other fvker!  ;D

OK. Maybe not 'kill' as such but tell people to fvck off and similar.

Fingers crossed for the most recent interview then  happy088

As for the crap feelings, how about getting a punch bag? Or making one, and giving it a good thrashing boxing  ;D
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #941 on: July 10, 2009, 09:06:37 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 10, 2009, 04:41:21 PM
Quote from: TG on July 10, 2009, 03:56:01 PM
Another interview done.

This was the longest one I have done, lasting about an hour in a one-on-one with the MD. Seemed to go very well.

I am deflated and depressed about jobhunting today. Which is unlike me.

I may kill myself. Or possibly some other fvker!  ;D

OK. Maybe not 'kill' as such but tell people to fvck off and similar.

Fingers crossed for the most recent interview then  happy088

As for the crap feelings, how about getting a punch bag? Or making one, and giving it a good thrashing boxing  ;D

Got one of them. It's called Mrs TG. The downside is she is an aggressive scouser who tends to hit back. Which is a downer.

Still, we have kickable cats!
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #942 on: July 11, 2009, 01:34:20 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 08, 2009, 04:54:51 PM
Quote from: TG on July 08, 2009, 04:43:27 PM
And undertakers. Bastards.

Agreed  evil:  Talk about hitting you when you're down  ::)

I had a cold call from a funeral director trying to flog me a package deal once. He really didnt appreciate me telling him that my body would be donated to a medical school and I'd have a tree planted as a memorial as there was no way I would hand money over to vultures.

Alright I wasn't quite that polite whistle:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #943 on: July 11, 2009, 06:56:16 AM »
A GM crop like   - creating something nature never could. Is that a suitable memorial for you  whistle:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #944 on: July 14, 2009, 12:41:28 PM »
Mrs Nick at interview all day as part of stoopid restructuring (5th restructure in 10 years and the place is still a fooking disaster).

Psy PSYCH brain test
Portfolio of evidence
Presentation
Written exercise
and interview

She is not in a good mood  scared2:
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