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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1020 on: July 20, 2009, 10:32:10 AM »
This is from a blog. Pretty much sums my experience so far.


Worker's Woes
PDRC: job centre nonsense   
That's: Personal Development Resource Centre. I am now being forced to attend this centre for 13 weeks, for what purpose is unclear. Actually, I have worked it out: it is so the powers-that-be can witness me job searching and not just take my word for it. The company offers a service along the lines of Penna, except it's a very poor imitation. The advisors speak as if to children (we were shown what envelopes look like, for goodness sake!) and can't speak very well ('den' and 'dat' instead of 'then' and 'that'), but then I guess their target audience is the lower end of the job market and maybe that's what these people relate to. Each week at the PDRC, I have to take the addresses of five companies I would like to work for, print out letters and CVs, address envelopes and allow a member of staff to post them. I think that backs-up my theory of being seen to be job searching. The PDRC offers nothing apart from facilities: no contacts or hot job leads, just another way of leaning on the unemployed under the guise of helping. Maybe I am being too unkind, as the group I'm in contains people that wouldn't know what a CV is even if it bit them on the bum, so just maybe it is a useful resource. I had a look at a number of folders containing advertised jobs: catering; warehouse; drivers - you get the picture of the level that this PDRC is aiming at. I may have trouble finding five fresh companies in my sector each week as I've carpet-bombed London with my CV over the past six months so my pool is somewhat small. Oh yes, I was blown-out by the estate agent for lack of experience. I knew that and they knew that before we met, so why see me? The search for the mythical job continues.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1022 on: August 08, 2009, 10:21:34 AM »
So, Mrs TMRBB has her final week of the contract in Jockland next week - I'm going with her to drink myself stupid help her bring all her stuff back.

That was to be the end of the contract and thus the search for more work was underway. Until yesterday, when her top boss said "Mrs TMRBB, I'm dead impressed with what you have done, what say you to a further 3 months (at least) ?"

Mrs TMRBB "Gimme, gimme, gimme!"

Top Boss "And, oh, you'll be based in Swindon, not Jockland".

I could get used to this "kept man" malarchy  ;D

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1023 on: August 08, 2009, 10:23:30 AM »
Welcome to the club  ;)
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1024 on: August 08, 2009, 10:30:13 AM »
Welcome to the club  ;)

And, as a Brucie bonus, being in Swindon, she will regularly see my old top boss who, for reasons I have never fathomed, absolutely loves me to bits. I'm quite sure this will result in me also being offered contract work.  angel1

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1025 on: August 08, 2009, 10:35:36 AM »
It just gets better and better ~ I find small fees and large expenses is the better option as they don't tax the expenses. Ideally keep the professional fees under ?6.5K pa and G Brown gets not a penny piece. eveilgrin:
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« Reply #1026 on: August 08, 2009, 11:26:04 AM »
It just gets better and better ~ I find small fees and large expenses is the better option as they don't tax the expenses. Ideally keep the professional fees under ?6.5K pa and G Brown gets not a penny piece. eveilgrin:

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1027 on: August 08, 2009, 01:18:59 PM »
So, Mrs TMRBB has her final week of the contract in Jockland next week - I'm going with her to drink myself stupid help her bring all her stuff back.

That was to be the end of the contract and thus the search for more work was underway. Until yesterday, when her top boss said "Mrs TMRBB, I'm dead impressed with what you have done, what say you to a further 3 months (at least) ?"

Mrs TMRBB "Gimme, gimme, gimme!"

Top Boss "And, oh, you'll be based in Swindon, not Jockland".

I could get used to this "kept man" malarchy  ;D

Swindon vs Jockland is a close call, but apart from that, brilliant news.

Sounds like time to form TMR+MrsTMRBB Ltd.

As the dog says, ?6.5k each in fees and the rest as expenses. I bet it will be quite dear to set up an office in your house etc.  ;)
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1028 on: August 08, 2009, 01:31:15 PM »
So, Mrs TMRBB has her final week of the contract in Jockland next week - I'm going with her to drink myself stupid help her bring all her stuff back.

That was to be the end of the contract and thus the search for more work was underway. Until yesterday, when her top boss said "Mrs TMRBB, I'm dead impressed with what you have done, what say you to a further 3 months (at least) ?"

Mrs TMRBB "Gimme, gimme, gimme!"

Top Boss "And, oh, you'll be based in Swindon, not Jockland".

I could get used to this "kept man" malarchy  ;D

Swindon vs Jockland is a close call, but apart from that, brilliant news.

Sounds like time to form TMR+MrsTMRBB Ltd.

As the dog says, ?6.5k each in fees and the rest as expenses. I bet it will be quite dear to set up an office in your house etc.  ;)


And if you do "set up an office at home" you can claim around 1/3 of household utility bills against tax. whistle:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1029 on: August 08, 2009, 04:19:22 PM »
Swindon  sick2:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1030 on: August 08, 2009, 04:33:06 PM »
Beats Glasgow.

I used to live in Swindon ~ back in the late 60s. No choice really as the RAF posted me to Lyneham.

Not so bad a place back then, typical railway town (a bit like Eastleigh and Wolverton) but that was before all the sprawling industrial estates and shopping warehouses swallowed up the countryside and surrounding villages. Pre M4 of course. Both the "first family" kids were born there. Nice Golf Course at Coate Water as I recall.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1031 on: August 12, 2009, 08:24:22 AM »
I looked at a charity based job yesterday (IT technician) - XXXXXXXX is the organisation.

This was part of the Job Description - no chance for me then.
 
Participation in the spiritual life of XXXXXXXX

To attend corporate weekly Staff Prayers on Wednesdays, to hear of XXXXXXXX?s work and to
spend time in prayer and worship together.

To lead or participate in spiritual sessions of prayer and biblical reflection within the Team /
Group

To be committed to XXXXXXXX?s Missions, Values and Beliefs statement.

To be committed to actively working and living in accordance with XXXXXXXX?s evangelical
Christian beliefs.

Responsible for maintaining your own spiritual development.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1032 on: August 12, 2009, 08:25:30 AM »
I looked at a chirty based job yesterday (IT technician) - XXXXXXXX is the organisation.

This was part of the Job Description - no chance for me then.
 
Participation in the spiritual life of XXXXXXXX

To attend corporate weekly Staff Prayers on Wednesdays, to hear of XXXXXXXX?s work and to
spend time in prayer and worship together.

To lead or participate in spiritual sessions of prayer and biblical reflection within the Team /
Group

To be committed to XXXXXXXX?s Missions, Values and Beliefs statement.

To be committed to actively working and living in accordance with XXXXXXXX?s evangelical
Christian beliefs.

Responsible for maintaining your own spiritual development.



Bonkers  noooo: It doesn't mention werk like. I suppose when the network is fooked you have to do some incantations over it and chuck magic water and stuff before you hit it with a hammer
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1033 on: August 12, 2009, 12:14:53 PM »
I told the HR lady at my last company that I was converting to paganism and would the company supply a fornication room.
Didn't go down too well, even though I said I would source the virgins.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1034 on: August 12, 2009, 12:15:46 PM »
Name and shame the outfit with the spirituality requirements
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