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Offline tel

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1035 on: August 12, 2009, 12:18:03 PM »
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1036 on: August 12, 2009, 12:22:39 PM »
Quote from: tel on August 12, 2009, 12:14:53 PM
I told the HR lady at my last company that I was converting to paganism and would the company supply a fornication room.
Didn't go down too well, even though I said I would source the virgins.

Where, where, where???  eeek:

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1037 on: August 12, 2009, 12:26:12 PM »
I have only met one virgin knowingly in my entire life, and she didn't last long  eveilgrin:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1038 on: August 12, 2009, 12:28:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 12, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
I have only met one virgin knowingly in my entire life, and she didn't last long  eveilgrin:

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1039 on: August 13, 2009, 11:35:35 AM »
Quote from: tel on August 12, 2009, 12:18:03 PM
http://www.charityjob.co.uk/Jobs/151247/IT-Support-Engineer

See the JD

I'll sign up for that lot!

I keep reccomending books to the manager of the Oxfam shop where i 'werk'. She buys them like a good girl. If I keep it up she will be skint.

This http://www.amazon.co.uk/Century-Progress-Regression-Suffering-1899-1999/dp/0714842796/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1250163162&sr=8-1 was donated the other day. But it was the large version. 1000+ pages, weighed about half a hundred weight. She paid ?25 quid for it.

I should have been a salesman.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1040 on: August 18, 2009, 03:44:35 PM »
Another job interview looms. Number 12 I think. This will be the 4th for the NHS. Complete waste of bastard time but you have to try dont you.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1041 on: August 18, 2009, 03:49:54 PM »
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Since they are about the biggest employer in Europe keep trying.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1042 on: August 18, 2009, 03:50:22 PM »
As ever all my bits are crossed for you ....the job you least want is the one you'll get. It will be the law of the sod  lol:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1043 on: August 18, 2009, 03:54:14 PM »
Best of luck, chap!  Illegitimi non carborundum!  ;)
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1044 on: August 18, 2009, 04:40:28 PM »
Good luck bloke.
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1045 on: August 18, 2009, 06:57:20 PM »
Yes, good luck TG. It will happen when you least expect it
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1046 on: August 19, 2009, 03:28:45 AM »
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Yes, good luck TG. It will happen when you least expect it
Like incontinence...?  rubschin:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1047 on: August 19, 2009, 07:00:25 AM »
So when is it, like?
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1048 on: August 19, 2009, 07:49:28 AM »
I'm off to see some guy abou the usual stuff, CV etc. Arranged by the Jobcentre. This bloke has a business recruiting for the motor sales trade - don't quite see what it has to do with me - I don't even drive.

Still there should be some decent totty about at lunch-time.  lol:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1049 on: August 19, 2009, 07:51:03 AM »
Yep - the sun will be shining and summer attire will be the order of the day.

Take lots of water - you may become quite dehydrated  lol:
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