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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1065 on: August 27, 2009, 06:01:19 PM »
To be fair, it can only be done in the three weeks prior to submission because you need the bank statements which only arrive in the week of the following month... oh well, that's my excuse... and I was busy earning fees, not being an unpaid collector of feckin' taxes...  surrender: cussing:

Difficult situation I'm sure.

If i take 2 weeks work I may have to sign off at the Jobcentre. I dont get JSA* but if I sign off they will tell my local council who will cut off my ?54 per week housing benefit which will mean I will be unable to pay my rent, which may lead to myself and my wife being homeless.

Life is a bitch aint it?

* Job Seekers Allowance. But they pay my 'stamp'
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1066 on: August 27, 2009, 06:02:06 PM »
Welcome to the Benefits Trap  ::)
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1067 on: August 27, 2009, 06:06:24 PM »
Welcome to the Benefits Trap  ::)

Welcome?

Hello?

I have been living it for months.

The second worse thing about being on benefits is signing on, be it at jobcentre (stamp, no income) or local council.

The worst thing is when the unearned money arrive is your bank.

Is it just me?
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1068 on: August 27, 2009, 06:10:08 PM »
To be fair, it can only be done in the three weeks prior to submission because you need the bank statements which only arrive in the week of the following month... oh well, that's my excuse... and I was busy earning fees, not being an unpaid collector of feckin' taxes...  surrender: cussing:

Difficult situation I'm sure.

If i take 2 weeks work I may have to sign off at the Jobcentre. I dont get JSA* but if I sign off they will tell my local council who will cut off my ?54 per week housing benefit which will mean I will be unable to pay my rent, which may lead to myself and my wife being homeless.

Life is a bitch aint it?

* Job Seekers Allowance. But they pay my 'stamp'

Nick is right about the Benefits Trap but since your housing benefit is based on income over 13 weeks it should not effect your entitlement if you do two weeks work. Check it with the council before committing yourself to work. Job Centre won't like you taking a two week job ~ can't you arrange to do the work and be paid cash? Job Centres tend to see temporary work as "Deliberately making yourself jobless" or at least that was what one once said to me after I took on a fixed term contract and signed on again afterwards. Made me go though the whole "waiting period" again. That was thirty plus years ago though. Things may have changed.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1069 on: August 27, 2009, 06:15:21 PM »
Welcome to the Benefits Trap  ::)

Welcome?

Hello?

I have been living it for months.

The second worse thing about being on benefits is signing on, be it at jobcentre (stamp, no income) or local council.

The worst thing is when the unearned money arrive is your bank.

Is it just me?

No it isn't just you. It's tel, me and others on here as well. We don't feel any better about it. I'd rather have my health and a job any day of the week. I don't actually like going before tribunals and medical panels to be assessed. I hate the fact that most of my income is benefits of one sort or another, I loath having to bow down and ask for things that I need rather than just pay for them out of my earnings because I have no earnings, I don't like knowing how to "work the system" and I really get annoyed at those people who seem to be suggesting, on every news programme and various other sites that somehow it is my fault and that I am a scrounger but I have to accept the hand I've been dealt and get on with it.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1070 on: August 27, 2009, 06:20:08 PM »
To be fair, it can only be done in the three weeks prior to submission because you need the bank statements which only arrive in the week of the following month... oh well, that's my excuse... and I was busy earning fees, not being an unpaid collector of feckin' taxes...  surrender: cussing:

Difficult situation I'm sure.

If i take 2 weeks work I may have to sign off at the Jobcentre. I dont get JSA* but if I sign off they will tell my local council who will cut off my ?54 per week housing benefit which will mean I will be unable to pay my rent, which may lead to myself and my wife being homeless.

Life is a bitch aint it?

* Job Seekers Allowance. But they pay my 'stamp'

Nick is right about the Benefits Trap but since your housing benefit is based on income over 13 weeks it should not effect your entitlement if you do two weeks work. Check it with the council before committing yourself to work. Job Centre won't like you taking a two week job ~ can't you arrange to do the work and be paid cash? Job Centres tend to see temporary work as "Deliberately making yourself jobless" or at least that was what one once said to me after I took on a fixed term contract and signed on again afterwards. Made me go though the whole "waiting period" again. That was thirty plus years ago though. Things may have changed.

The 2 weeks is for the NHS via Mrs TG's work. I have suggested I send them an invoice then everything else is up to me.

We shall see.  ::)

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1071 on: August 27, 2009, 06:22:20 PM »
I don't get housing benefit.  sad24:

And I have to go back to the dreaded job centre on Tuesday.  noooo:

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1072 on: August 29, 2009, 11:44:47 AM »
At least you go to Sutton (I guess).

That is heaven compared to Mitcham - never been there but used to go past it - scary!

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1073 on: August 29, 2009, 01:44:33 PM »
Shall we have a new thread "Ghastly Job Centres I Have Known"?~ Sounds like a real winner to me ...... but then the oldest among us who had to visit such paces back in the 60s will be able to tell tales that you young 'uns would think we got from old black and white films. ::)

It's hard, it's tough but believe me it's better now than it used to be and a glance at the Sits Vac both on the internet and in the newspapers shows it ain't nowhere near as bad is it was ~ there are jobs out there and a lot more help in finding them than ever before but you have to be prepared to be flexible or have portable skills. If you don't have the portable skills then there is help to obtain them and that was not the case when I left the RAF and the airlines of the day laughed at my qualifications so I joined, quite literally, a very long queue at the "Labour Exchange" in Swindon. On the grounds that as an ex-serviceman I was fit they sent me for a job interview at a builders yard where I spent the next 6 months humping bricks and bags of cement 10 hours a day for the princely sum of £9 a week. Compared to my RAF pay of £16 per week that was a considerable drop but it was work. From qualified tradesman with stripes on his arm to cement humper in one easy stage. ::)

From that I graduated to working for a coal merchant in the office as Wages Clerk for £11 a week plus a free hundredweight of coal once a fortnight. Since we had a baby that increase and the heating the coal provided was very welcome I can tell you.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1074 on: September 07, 2009, 02:16:48 PM »
On the way out of the Jobcentre I bumped into a friend going in. Have'nt seen him at the pub for months, know why now.

He's pretty worried, older than me, works in construction (projects), still got a mortgage etc etc.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1075 on: September 07, 2009, 02:18:54 PM »
Those of us with werk or whatever and the wherewithal to pay the bills are lucky.

What more can I say?
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1076 on: September 07, 2009, 03:44:09 PM »
Wot he said ^^^ 

My werk seems to come through referrals, netwerking, personal recommendations and the like. It fluctuates certainly and this recession has been the worst I've known (this being the 3rd), but it keeps coming through.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1077 on: September 08, 2009, 01:33:24 PM »
Dot at the Jobcentre told me that they will start taking applications for jobs at the Jobcentres as from next Monday.

Am I good at dealing with the public?

Oh and Xmas jobs at Boots.

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« Reply #1078 on: September 08, 2009, 01:52:12 PM »
Do you fancy working in a JobCentre? Must be full of nutters  razz:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1079 on: September 08, 2009, 01:52:25 PM »
Of course you are good at dealing with people - you managed to organise this bunch of rum em's to get onto Facebook and form a secret group.....

That takes initiative and perseverance and an ability to many a group of diverse IT skills to achieve the same outcomes blah de blah de blah
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