The all new TG's gorra job, worra bout you thread

[Barman]

Too obvious perhaps...? 

I bet the answer is 'other'... 

[Pastis]

I have no idea, but I voted, good chap wot I am 

[tel]

That's me done.

[TG]

Shite turn out so far. Don't come crying to me if the BNP get in next time.

Or the Liberals.

Or labour.

Or the posh twat.

 

[Just One More]

I voted, when does polling close?

[TG]

The 'user survey' option is the correct one.

All patients who enter our hallowed halls will find a grinning TG bearing down on them waving a bit of paper aking questions about how they got here etc.

It's going to be terminally boring but I care not. Better than the jobcentre &c.

I am especially looking forward to ambushing the chinese students, of which there are millions.

TG: Fill this in and look happy.
Chinese student: Prees?
TG: Fill in form please.
CS: Prees?
TG: (shouting) Fill in bastard form please.
CS: Abortion prees.
TG: Wot?
CS: Abortion prees
TG: But your a bloke?
CS: What is bloke prees?
TG: So your girlfriend is pregnant?
CS: Not yet prees.
TG: Use a bastard condom!
CS: No condom, sensation bad, no fun. Abortion prees if cops out.
TG: I fecking despair.
CS: I know my rights you arrogant capitalist lackey. My partner will be entitled to a free abortion on the NHS and while your at it can I get my acne sorted out? Er.... Prees?
TG: Give me my fecking pen back.

It's going to be SUCH fun. 

[Darwins Selection]

The 'user survey' option is the correct one.

All patients who enter our hallowed halls will find a grinning TG bearing down on them waving a bit of paper aking questions about how they got here etc.

It's going to be terminally boring but I care not. Better than the jobcentre &c.

I am especially looking forward to ambushing the chinese students, of which there are millions.

TG: Fill this in and look happy.
Chinese student: Prees?
TG: Fill in form please.
CS: Prees?
TG: (shouting) Fill in bastard form please.
CS: Abortion prees.
TG: Wot?
CS: Abortion prees
TG: But your a bloke?
CS: What is bloke prees?
TG: So your girlfriend is pregnant?
CS: Not yet prees.
TG: Use a bastard condom!
CS: No condom, sensation bad, no fun. Abortion prees if cops out.
TG: I fecking despair.
CS: I know my rights you arrogant capitalist lackey. My partner will be entitled to a free abortion on the NHS and while your at it can I get my acne sorted out? Er.... Prees?
TG: Give me my fecking pen back.

It's going to be SUCH fun. 

 

[Barman]

It will end in tears... hopefully CS's 

[TG]

Well, I surveyed 105 people today and nobody wanted an abortion.

Though some new Chinese patients signed up who looked like they would think a condom is some kind of party hat.

There were also a couple of people who were plainly as mad as bats. I steered clear of them.

I keep looking at my watch and adding the ?'s up in my head. It gets me by. 

[Miss Demeanour]

And the most ridiculous answer to one of the questions award goes to ? .............

[Barman]

 

We could have a vote for an 'extra' question that TG has to slip in like... 

[Darwins Selection]

We could have a vote for an 'extra' question that TG has to slip in like... 

"When did you first notice the yellow discolouration of your skin?"

[Barman]

We could have a vote for an 'extra' question that TG has to slip in like... 

"When did you first notice the yellow discolouration of your skin?"

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Well, I surveyed 105 people today and nobody wanted an abortion.

Though some new Chinese patients signed up who looked like they would think a condom is some kind of party hat.

There were also a couple of people who were plainly as mad as bats. I steered clear of them.

I keep looking at my watch and adding the ?'s up in my head. It gets me by. 

Only a couple of 'mad bat' like people, I am surprised.  Do mad bats flock? What is the collective noun for mad bats? Is it a belfry? So many questions, so much time.

[The Moan Ranger]

Well, I surveyed 105 people today and nobody wanted an abortion.

Though some new Chinese patients signed up who looked like they would think a condom is some kind of party hat.

There were also a couple of people who were plainly as mad as bats. I steered clear of them.

I keep looking at my watch and adding the ?'s up in my head. It gets me by. 

Only a couple of 'mad bat' like people, I am surprised.  Do mad bats flock? What is the collective noun for mad bats? Is it a belfry? So many questions, so much time.

It's "VPLaydees"