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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1485 on: January 15, 2010, 05:19:32 PM »
Too obvious perhaps...?  rubschin:

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1486 on: January 15, 2010, 05:22:55 PM »
I have no idea, but I voted, good chap wot I am  angel1
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1487 on: January 15, 2010, 05:51:34 PM »
That's me done.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1488 on: January 15, 2010, 06:40:32 PM »
Shite turn out so far. Don't come crying to me if the BNP get in next time.

Or the Liberals.

Or labour.

Or the posh twat.

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1489 on: January 15, 2010, 08:01:24 PM »
I voted, when does polling close?
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1490 on: January 16, 2010, 02:58:57 PM »
The 'user survey' option is the correct one.

All patients who enter our hallowed halls will find a grinning TG bearing down on them waving a bit of paper aking questions about how they got here etc.

It's going to be terminally boring but I care not. Better than the jobcentre &c.

I am especially looking forward to ambushing the chinese students, of which there are millions.

TG: Fill this in and look happy.
Chinese student: Prees?
TG: Fill in form please.
CS: Prees?
TG: (shouting) Fill in bastard form please.
CS: Abortion prees.
TG: Wot?
CS: Abortion prees
TG: But your a bloke?
CS: What is bloke prees?
TG: So your girlfriend is pregnant?
CS: Not yet prees.
TG: Use a bastard condom!
CS: No condom, sensation bad, no fun. Abortion prees if cops out.
TG: I fecking despair.
CS: I know my rights you arrogant capitalist lackey. My partner will be entitled to a free abortion on the NHS and while your at it can I get my acne sorted out? Er.... Prees?
TG: Give me my fecking pen back.

It's going to be SUCH fun.  point:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1491 on: January 16, 2010, 03:00:27 PM »
Quote from: TG on January 16, 2010, 02:58:57 PM
The 'user survey' option is the correct one.

All patients who enter our hallowed halls will find a grinning TG bearing down on them waving a bit of paper aking questions about how they got here etc.

It's going to be terminally boring but I care not. Better than the jobcentre &c.

I am especially looking forward to ambushing the chinese students, of which there are millions.

TG: Fill this in and look happy.
Chinese student: Prees?
TG: Fill in form please.
CS: Prees?
TG: (shouting) Fill in bastard form please.
CS: Abortion prees.
TG: Wot?
CS: Abortion prees
TG: But your a bloke?
CS: What is bloke prees?
TG: So your girlfriend is pregnant?
CS: Not yet prees.
TG: Use a bastard condom!
CS: No condom, sensation bad, no fun. Abortion prees if cops out.
TG: I fecking despair.
CS: I know my rights you arrogant capitalist lackey. My partner will be entitled to a free abortion on the NHS and while your at it can I get my acne sorted out? Er.... Prees?
TG: Give me my fecking pen back.

It's going to be SUCH fun.  point:


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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1492 on: January 16, 2010, 03:00:53 PM »
It will end in tears... hopefully CS's  eveilgrin:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1493 on: January 18, 2010, 09:46:55 PM »
Well, I surveyed 105 people today and nobody wanted an abortion.

Though some new Chinese patients signed up who looked like they would think a condom is some kind of party hat.

There were also a couple of people who were plainly as mad as bats. I steered clear of them.

I keep looking at my watch and adding the ?'s up in my head. It gets me by.  cloud9:


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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1494 on: January 18, 2010, 09:50:43 PM »
And the most ridiculous answer to one of the questions award goes to ? .............
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1495 on: January 19, 2010, 02:18:15 AM »
 eveilgrin:

We could have a vote for an 'extra' question that TG has to slip in like...  rubschin:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1496 on: January 19, 2010, 12:43:42 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2010, 02:18:15 AM
eveilgrin:

We could have a vote for an 'extra' question that TG has to slip in like...  rubschin:

"When did you first notice the yellow discolouration of your skin?"
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1497 on: January 19, 2010, 12:47:24 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2010, 12:43:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 19, 2010, 02:18:15 AM
eveilgrin:

We could have a vote for an 'extra' question that TG has to slip in like...  rubschin:

"When did you first notice the yellow discolouration of your skin?"

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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1498 on: January 19, 2010, 01:57:58 PM »
Quote from: TG on January 18, 2010, 09:46:55 PM
Well, I surveyed 105 people today and nobody wanted an abortion.

Though some new Chinese patients signed up who looked like they would think a condom is some kind of party hat.

There were also a couple of people who were plainly as mad as bats. I steered clear of them.

I keep looking at my watch and adding the ?'s up in my head. It gets me by.  cloud9:




Only a couple of 'mad bat' like people, I am surprised.  Do mad bats flock? What is the collective noun for mad bats? Is it a belfry? So many questions, so much time. evil:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #1499 on: January 19, 2010, 02:07:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 19, 2010, 01:57:58 PM
Quote from: TG on January 18, 2010, 09:46:55 PM
Well, I surveyed 105 people today and nobody wanted an abortion.

Though some new Chinese patients signed up who looked like they would think a condom is some kind of party hat.

There were also a couple of people who were plainly as mad as bats. I steered clear of them.

I keep looking at my watch and adding the ?'s up in my head. It gets me by.  cloud9:




Only a couple of 'mad bat' like people, I am surprised.  Do mad bats flock? What is the collective noun for mad bats? Is it a belfry? So many questions, so much time. evil:

It's "VPLaydees"  whistle:
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