The all new TG's gorra job, worra bout you thread

[Nick]

Nah, she can't do big werds like

[Snoopy]

I just heard a bloke on Radio Four being interviewed about his attempts to find a job. He told of one application that took him all morning to complete. The usual ins and outs of the cat's arsehole .... He said that the agency had stressed the need for a full application that had to be emailed to them. 8 minutes after he sent it in he got an emailed reply that said "After fully evaluating your application we regret we are unable to process your application further"

[Miss Demeanour]

Nah, she can't do big werds like

I can express  myself adequately thank you 

[tel]

Having emailed the council for an application form, it has arrived.

Also attached were all the documents they told you to download and read before asking for an application form, so now I've got everything twice - different names though.

[Miss Demeanour]

It's handy for something to lean on when you're writing out the application form.

Do they not do an online application form so you can copy and paste much from previous personal statements ?

[tel]

Yes there is an on-line form, which I have completed before.

It's the chopping changing for the person spec that takes the time.

Mind you, the on-line ad said not complete the on-line form!

[Miss Demeanour]

No wonder they need some I.T support then 

[tel]

The job is in teh "Economic Development Office", quite seperate from the main systems.

half the job seems to be reporting etc.

[TG]

Today, I have mostly been collecting urine from foreign people.

My cup runneth over, so to speak.

 

[Nick]

Do they pay you by the pint (or part thereof)

Sort of piss-work I spose

Geddit?

[TG]

Do they pay you by the pint (or part thereof)

Sort of piss-work I spose

Geddit?

I geddit.

[Pastis]

Today, I have mostly been collecting urine from foreign people.

My cup runneth over, so to speak.

 

I hope you're well protected 

[TG]

I seem to have failed to mention it in this thread but I went for an interview at a Dr's surgery a week or so ago.

I didnt get my hopes up as I came away with the feeling that I was very average at the interview.

To my amazement I have been invited back by the practice manager for a second interview with the GP/owner.

How odd.

 

[Darwins Selection]

I seem to have failed to mention it in this thread but I went for an interview at a Dr's surgery a week or so ago.

I didnt get my hopes up as I came away with the feeling that I was very average at the interview.

To my amazement I have been invited back by the practice manager for a second interview with the GP/owner.

How odd.

 

Sounds promising. Good luck. 

[TG]

They may want average people.