The all new TG's gorra job, worra bout you thread

[Barman]

I that that is what you did now...? 

BM has a stammer that needs fixing - could you advise ? 

[TG]

Excellent!

As Snoopy says, always easier to get a job when you have one...

What are you looking at like?

Werking for a GP like. Sneering at ill people and stuff.

I that that is what you did now...? 

Yes, but I need new people to sneer at. Plus moving to full time/overtime and be a valued employee like.

[Barman]

Excellent!

As Snoopy says, always easier to get a job when you have one...

What are you looking at like?

Werking for a GP like. Sneering at ill people and stuff.

I that that is what you did now...? 

Yes, but I need new people to sneer at. Plus moving to full time/overtime and be a valued employee like.

Oh, just part-time sneering at the moment is it...? 

[TG]

Excellent!

As Snoopy says, always easier to get a job when you have one...

What are you looking at like?

Werking for a GP like. Sneering at ill people and stuff.

I that that is what you did now...? 

Yes, but I need new people to sneer at. Plus moving to full time/overtime and be a valued employee like.

Oh, just part-time sneering at the moment is it...? 

Yep. Plus not enough patients collapse in reception. I need to look down on people and look superior whilst dialing 999, even though deep down I am dying inside because I'm unsure if there is enough room out front to dump the patient while we wait for the ambulance to make its way out of the local Maccys car park.

[Pirate]

Oi...I drive an ambulance part time  for the out of hours GP...

In fact I prolly qualify for GP now...I know all the right questions to ask and how to take temperature and test oxygen saturation levels. Most of the ailments can be diagnosed by blood pressure test, prodding the tummy, listening to the chest, looking at the tongue and asking 'how're yer bowels and waterworks?' Then administer antibiotics or pain killers as necessary... ... ...unless the patient is dead of course...

[Snoopy]

Gawdelpus    ..... Memo to self: Don't move to Gloucestershire

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Excellent!

As Snoopy says, always easier to get a job when you have one...

What are you looking at like?

Werking for a GP like. Sneering at ill people and stuff.

I that that is what you did now...? 

  Now who's having a dislexick day eh?

[Pirate]

Excellent!

As Snoopy says, always easier to get a job when you have one...

What are you looking at like?

Werking for a GP like. Sneering at ill people and stuff.

I that that is what you did now...?  

 Now who's having a dislexick day eh?

cant see nothing wrong...It quite clearly says 'I thought that is what you did now'  

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I feel a conspiracy thread coming on....

[Barman]

Oi...I drive an ambulance part time  for the out of hours GP...

In fact I prolly qualify for GP now...I know all the right questions to ask and how to take temperature and test oxygen saturation levels. Most of the ailments can be diagnosed by blood pressure test, prodding the tummy, listening to the chest, looking at the tongue and asking 'how're yer bowels and waterworks?' Then administer antibiotics or pain killers as necessary... ... ...unless the patient is dead of course...

Oh gawd.... you forgot to ask if they smoke... 

No big, fat GP salary for you I'm afraid young man... 

[Barman]

I feel a conspiracy thread coming on....

Who, us?