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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #90 on: September 22, 2008, 10:23:02 AM »
Keep up the good work  happy088
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #91 on: September 22, 2008, 10:25:27 AM »
I am trying to complete an application form for a job with a Catholic charity (money is good).

One of the questions is -

What experience do you have of Catholic community life at parish or diocesan level? If none, what involvement do you have with any other faith community?

I will have to tell them that I am extremely lapsed when it comes to faith.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #92 on: September 22, 2008, 10:26:57 AM »
Maybe you have been interfered with by a priest?It's not uncommon, I hear.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #93 on: September 22, 2008, 10:36:17 AM »
Twas the nuns that scared me!
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #94 on: September 22, 2008, 10:38:05 AM »
There you go then ~ your life to date has been ruined because of the trauma and you believe that getting the job will help you settle these deep seated fears once and for all.
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #95 on: September 22, 2008, 10:44:05 AM »
The personel lady has just told me to write my own reference and she will endorse it and give it to anyone who asks.  rubschin:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #96 on: September 22, 2008, 10:46:13 AM »
Can we help? We wrote BM's famous wedding speech for him
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #97 on: September 22, 2008, 10:51:19 AM »
How do you phrase "Addicted to spending company time on the internet" to make it a positive?
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #98 on: September 22, 2008, 10:52:25 AM »
"independently undertakes research amongst his extensive network"
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #99 on: September 22, 2008, 10:52:45 AM »
Quote from: TG on September 22, 2008, 10:19:44 AM
DEFRA just sent me yet another form to fill in.

I have done this and sent it back with the following covering letter :

Dear Cow killers.

I want this job because I enjoy killing.

I also believe that cows are evil and should be purged from the face of the earth.

Also, my friend Mr Icke says that cows are in fact extra-terrestial alligators in disguise. He's a bit of a twat to be honest but sometimes when you look into the cold, calculating eyes of a cow (especially those hairy northern feckers) you have to wonder don't you?

Anywho, gizza job.

Yours Faithfully
Mr T. Gunner.

Guaranteed interview my dear.....should have mentioned we love steak too!  point:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #100 on: September 22, 2008, 10:53:24 AM »
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Do they come from Anne Summers?  eeek:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #101 on: September 22, 2008, 10:55:02 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 22, 2008, 10:46:13 AM
Can we help? We wrote BM's famous wedding speech for him

i am sure you can help him, who is going to start the reference? come looking forward to this, i cant post on this because i may be biased!  eyes:
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #102 on: September 22, 2008, 10:55:20 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 22, 2008, 10:52:25 AM
"independently undertakes research amongst his extensive network"

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"Bossed around a lot by Mrs TG"

"Doesn't drive"

"Drinks"
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #103 on: September 22, 2008, 10:58:31 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 22, 2008, 10:55:20 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 22, 2008, 10:52:25 AM
"independently undertakes research amongst his extensive network"

happy088

"Bossed around a lot by Mrs TG" - just does as he is told!

"Doesn't drive" Not for the want of  kicking up arse from Mrs TG
"Drinks" Only usually at weekends!
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Re: TG's gizza job thread.
« Reply #104 on: September 22, 2008, 11:00:07 AM »
Has worked for a pittance in Leicester for 30 years and thus has very low expectations
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