The all new TG's gorra job, worra bout you thread

[Nick]

Just how small do you have to be to qualify as a dwarf?  I've a neighbour who's clearly a p.o.r.g. She walks very quickly (seemingly busy, like) and has a relative, perhaps a brother who seems equally p.o.r.g 

I often wonder about their business; they're very well turned out with their smart attire and attaché cases, dropping the roof of their Saab convertible. Perhaps they're in "entertainment" ...

Is their surname Kranky?

[Nick]

I don't think there is a particular size below which you are a dwarf. Dwarfism is a recognised medical condition, one effect being that growth is restricted,but I too have known people who arevery short but they are not classed as dwarf.

Mrs Nick, for example 

[Darwins Selection]

I have known people who are very short but they are not classed as dwarf.

When you were in films, I expect you also knew people who were very long but still classed as dwarven?

[Snoopy]

I don't think there is a particular size below which you are a dwarf. Dwarfism is a recognised medical condition, one effect being that growth is restricted,but I too have known people who arevery short but they are not classed as dwarf.

Mrs Nick, for example 

Mrs S#1 as well 

[Nick]

Maybe TG should get Mrs TG to warm up for him at the next interview he has.If it's good enough for Gordo........

[TG]

Maybe TG should get Mrs TG to warm up for him at the next interview he has.If it's good enough for Gordo........

 

[Mrs TG]

Maybe TG should get Mrs TG to warm up for him at the next interview he has.If it's good enough for Gordo........

 

Anything for my darling...

[Barman]

Maybe TG should get Mrs TG to warm up for him at the next interview he has.If it's good enough for Gordo........

 

Anything for my darling...

Anything...?

[Mrs TG]

Maybe TG should get Mrs TG to warm up for him at the next interview he has.If it's good enough for Gordo........

 

Anything for my darling...

Anything...?

yes anything... as he is getting redundancy chq, erm some paint soon to paint kitchen etc so gota b nice

[TG]

and I have been given the job of taking fucking kitten to the vets to get his balls lopped off. Not a job a bloke should have to do. 

The cheeky little chappie fell in to the toilet this morning bless his little cotton socks. 

How I did larf.

[Barman]

and I have been given the job of taking fucking kitten to the vets to get his balls lopped off. Not a job a bloke should have to do. 

The cheeky little chappie fell in to the toilet this morning bless his little cotton socks. 

How I did larf.

Couldn't flush it before he climbed out then...? 

[TG]

Nah. Too quick. 

[Barman]

Nah. Too quick. 

After his op then... won't be anywhere near as fast.... 

[Nick]

and I have been given the job of taking fucking kitten to the vets to get his balls lopped off. Not a job a bloke should have to do. 

 

More Mrs TG's line of werk, I would have thought

[Mrs TG]

and I have been given the job of taking fucking kitten to the vets to get his balls lopped off. Not a job a bloke should have to do. 

The cheeky little chappie fell in to the toilet this morning bless his little cotton socks. 

How I did larf.

My poor little baby... its a mans job you can stop him getting scared....