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The all new dead goat thread...
« on: September 09, 2008, 01:44:11 PM »
Noticed a funny smell in the garden this morning which has been getting worse all day...  sick2:

Just tracked it down to a dead goat the other side of our garden wall...  sick2: sick2:

To be continued...
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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2008, 01:54:09 PM »
Stuff it!
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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2008, 02:01:54 PM »
Has that island no scavengers ~ y'know Vultures or summat?
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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2008, 02:28:25 PM »
Your visitors must be thrilled!

Their one/two weeks of sun a year ruined by eau de chevre mort.
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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2008, 02:32:46 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 09, 2008, 02:01:54 PM
Has that island no scavengers ~ y'know Vultures or summat?

There are but they are driven off by the sun reflecting off something at Chez BM and blinding them  whistle:
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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2008, 02:52:36 PM »
Just a thought ~ you don't suppose the goat choked to death on a post box key do you?  whistle:
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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2008, 02:59:01 PM »
 happy001

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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2008, 03:19:16 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 09, 2008, 02:52:36 PM
Just a thought ~ you don't suppose the goat choked to death on a post box key do you?  whistle:
doh:

The badly decomposed, maggot riddled body has been unceremoniously levered over the edge of the cliff with a shovel...
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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2008, 03:21:00 PM »
Dignity in death.  eeek:
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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2008, 03:24:22 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 09, 2008, 03:21:00 PM
Dignity in death.  eeek:
I did try to bury it... but the slope was too steep so over it went...  whistle:
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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2008, 03:27:29 PM »
Hasn't the local council or whatever have a 'dead goat' department?
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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2008, 03:28:46 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 09, 2008, 03:27:29 PM
Hasn't the local council or whatever have a 'dead goat' department?
Yes... I was planning on calling them in the morning but the stench got too bad... also access was somewhat limited and I foresaw much head shaking and scratching...  noooo:
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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2008, 03:29:25 PM »
Wimmin.
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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2008, 03:33:50 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2008, 03:19:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 09, 2008, 02:52:36 PM
Just a thought ~ you don't suppose the goat choked to death on a post box key do you?  whistle:
doh:

The badly decomposed, maggot riddled body has been unceremoniously levered over the edge of the cliff with a shovel...

Under normal circumstances I'd now be commenting on the chances of a certain Captain Calamity being sat on a beach at the bottom of the cliff..  whistle:
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Re: The all new dead goat thread...
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2008, 03:35:12 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2008, 03:28:46 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 09, 2008, 03:27:29 PM
Hasn't the local council or whatever have a 'dead goat' department?
Yes... I was planning on calling them in the morning but the stench got too bad... also access was somewhat limited and I foresaw much head shaking and scratching...  noooo:
Also... LL told me to "get it sorted"...  redface:
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