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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2008, 10:33:01 AM »
Which one did you fall for then?

A short, dark, brooding Welshman I believe. 
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2008, 11:01:21 AM »
Would that be a dwarf or a troll?

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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2008, 11:04:17 AM »
Not sure how one tells the difference TBH.

Something about the eyebrow(s) perhaps?
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2008, 11:52:06 AM »
Popped back quickly to the room to retrieve more tobacco and Rizlas. On the bed, rose petals in the shape of a heart, with a glass vase in the middle filled with rose petals. And a bottle of white wine.

It's a tough life, innit.

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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2008, 11:53:33 AM »
I hope you're not booked with the XL Group of holiday companies.  ;)

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« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2008, 12:11:54 PM »
Nah - me bruvver has already been on the blower asking that.

Egypt Airlines. With no booze on board. And no bacon sarnies either. Life is full of disappointments...

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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #36 on: September 12, 2008, 04:37:35 PM »
A kindly old Dutch lady just gave me her inflatable li-lo. She is going home tonight and couldn't be arsed to deflate and pack it.

Her words will stay with me forever - "I cannot give it to the bicycle thieves here".

For once, I was totally lost for words. She headed off, her silvery grey hair being buffeted by the slight breeze.

Most odd. 

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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2008, 04:45:38 PM »
Typically Dutch. I adore them and especially their attitude toward the British ~ they just love us.




When we used to go to Holland regularly one of the favourite games of the village children was to deliberately misdirect any car bearing German Number Plates whenever the driver asked for directions. lol:
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« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2008, 04:59:46 PM »
Perhaps she appreciated my renditions of "Two world wars and one world cup, doo-dah, doo-dah"...

I would not have done so if the bleedin' Krauts weren't so ill-mannered to the Egyptian hosts - throwing fag-butts on the floor when there was an ashtray within ten feet, chucking Pistacio nut shells over the floor, treating the barman (Ahmed today) like a dog and a general air of superiority that is not warranted.

They knew I was English but mistakenly though I couldn't speak German...after earwigging their conversation for about ten minutes at the in-pool bar, I asked them, in German, if they were enjoying their holiday. It went very quiet. Mrs TMR (to be) at the side of the pool knew something was going on and cast one of her Medusa stares at the crowd of Krauts. They swam off quietly...

That'll be another one they lost then...


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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2008, 05:03:45 PM »
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2008, 05:13:54 PM »
I'm a nice person really, but I cannot abide bad manners. I know it's 5 star all-inclusive, but manners should always be at the forefront of your mind. It is only me and Mrs TMR (to be) who take our empty glasses back to the bar and empty our ashtray into the bin, before leaving. This has, I believe, been noted.

I can be one right nasty bastard on occasion, and if these fat Sauerkraut munchers want a lesson in manners, I am more than happy to oblige.

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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2008, 04:30:23 AM »
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #42 on: September 13, 2008, 10:07:50 AM »
Reinforcements are waiting in the wings.

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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #43 on: September 13, 2008, 05:24:17 PM »
No towel sculptures today...

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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #44 on: September 13, 2008, 05:34:32 PM »
But ... ?
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"