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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2008, 05:51:52 PM »
I think the portents of doom had gathered in his mind - Liverpool vs Man Utd. I believe Utd lost. He will be in mourning in the morning.
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #46 on: September 13, 2008, 06:04:08 PM »
Lost 2:1 apparently. The global brand that is MUFC knows no bounds  ::)

And tomorrow? How about puncturing the German lilos in a covert SBS mission  eveilgrin:
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #47 on: September 13, 2008, 07:13:56 PM »
Most of then need two lilos - one for each cheek. I shall download the dambusters tune and play it through the MP3 + speakers.
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #48 on: September 13, 2008, 07:41:18 PM »
And I should mention the ants here. Some our like ours. Some are hu-fucking-mongous! At least an inch long. Jaws that could tear a good slice out of you. And unbreakable. I stood on one - when I took my flat soled shoe off, it looked at me, shrugged and then attacked the shoe.

Four of them recently wandered off carrying Mrs TMR (to be), but unless they are deaf too, I am sure she will be back.

Four of them also took out a 3 inch lizard that made the mistake of crossing their path.

The old magnifying-glass trick just pisses them off even more...
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #49 on: September 13, 2008, 08:40:58 PM »
Asbestos ants...?  rubschin:
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #50 on: September 13, 2008, 08:49:19 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2008, 08:40:58 PM
Asbestos ants...?  rubschin:

Tut-ant-khamun silly.  ::)
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« Reply #51 on: September 13, 2008, 08:50:56 PM »
Repellant...  redface:
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Re: Wot next?
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2008, 08:11:20 AM »
You pair of daft sods :-)
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« Reply #55 on: September 14, 2008, 08:32:08 AM »
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #56 on: September 14, 2008, 09:38:20 AM »
You and Darwin.

Ant jokes, at you age, honestly...
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #57 on: September 14, 2008, 09:52:21 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 14, 2008, 09:38:20 AM
You and Darwin.

Ant jokes, at you age, honestly...
Do your own jokes then!  cussing:

Having a good time today? Upset any crouts?
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #58 on: September 14, 2008, 11:08:01 AM »
I have a feeling that those Krauts have gone - as they are not by the pool. Shame.

Some Frogs turned up last night - they seem pleasant enought beneath their clouds of Gitanes.
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #59 on: September 14, 2008, 11:17:42 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 14, 2008, 11:08:01 AM
I have a feeling that those Krauts have gone - as they are not by the pool. Shame.

Some Frogs turned up last night - they seem pleasant enought beneath their clouds of Gitanes.
And garlic and hairy armpits (women)...  sick2:
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