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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #60 on: September 14, 2008, 11:29:01 AM »
I bet they shave their Gooters, though ;-)
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #61 on: September 14, 2008, 11:30:57 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 14, 2008, 11:29:01 AM
I bet they shave their Gooters, though ;-)
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #62 on: September 14, 2008, 12:54:23 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 14, 2008, 11:29:01 AM
I bet they shave their Gooters, though ;-)

Go and ask
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #63 on: September 14, 2008, 01:09:10 PM »
I don't know the French for Gooter.

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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #64 on: September 14, 2008, 01:19:23 PM »
Poil pubien if you want to be polite or Chatte is their version of the C word  whistle:
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #65 on: September 14, 2008, 01:40:32 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 14, 2008, 01:19:23 PM
Poil pubien if you want to be polite or Chatte is their version of the C word  whistle:
Voulez vous shavez le shat?  rubschin:
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #66 on: September 14, 2008, 01:44:10 PM »
Chat is cat.

Good news! Some English have turned up.

Bad news...they're from Yorkshire.

Drooling mongs...
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #67 on: September 14, 2008, 02:46:36 PM »
Prolly brought their own butties, like
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #68 on: September 14, 2008, 02:51:55 PM »
They are dressed up for winter. Did they not realise it might be a tad warmer here?

(PS it is nice to be able to write "mongs" without having your post deleted...unlike the other place).
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #69 on: September 14, 2008, 03:52:58 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 14, 2008, 01:44:10 PM
Chat is cat.

Good news! Some English have turned up.

Bad news...they're from Yorkshire.

Drooling mongs...

I know Chat is Cat ~ I assume Chatte is Pussy  ::)
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #70 on: September 14, 2008, 05:02:46 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 14, 2008, 01:44:10 PM
Chat is cat.

Good news! Some English have turned up.

Bad news...they're from Yorkshire.

Drooling mongs...

Just in case it hasn't been trotted out here:

A old couple from Leeds went on a self-catering holiday to Spain. Typical tykes, they took all the usual home comforts with them, yorkshire tea bags, Hartleys jam, crumpets etc.
Anyway, Sunday came around and they realised that they hadn't brought any Bisto with them for gravy with there roast beef and yorkshire puds. "Not to worry luv" said he, "I'll nip across to the couple on t'other side of the pool and see if they've got any

He knocks on the door and when the door is answered he says, "has't any bisto?"

"F**k off you Spanish git", came the reply
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #71 on: September 14, 2008, 05:07:40 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 14, 2008, 03:52:58 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 14, 2008, 01:44:10 PM
Chat is cat.

Good news! Some English have turned up.

Bad news...they're from Yorkshire.

Drooling mongs...

I know Chat is Cat ~ I assume Chatte is Pussy  ::)

Quite right, mon vieux chien  ;)
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #72 on: September 14, 2008, 05:26:15 PM »
The head of the garlic-munching surrender-monkey Franch clan is wearing the same clothes as he arrived in yesterday...

Yuk...
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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #73 on: September 14, 2008, 06:30:19 PM »
Why do I have this image of TMR looking like Del Boy on his hols?

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Re: Wot next?
« Reply #74 on: September 14, 2008, 06:56:16 PM »
I am wearing a suit tonight, I will have you know. WE were invited to dine with the General Manager of the resort. It seems he does this on occasion, not sure why we were invited, but the M+S best came in handy...

'Twas a great meal and he gave me two packs of L+M fags in return for a pouch of Golden Virginia.  They all seem to think it is Hashish.
The ready mades are handy for when there is a breeze - it's a right sod when your roll-up gets taken by a gust and ends up scattered on your sun-creamed and sweaty body.

He wants us to go quad biking across the dunes to a Bedouin camp on Tuesday. Fifty quid. Tempted, but a bit apprehensive.
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