ON being in a darkened room with a buxom blonde

[Nick]

I have been having my eyes tested for years. I know the drill. Lots of toys and those funny speccy things where they stop you from seeing things, then let you see things, then tell you that you need glasses and could we have lots of dosh please.

There is a new optician in town. Blonde, tall, slim. She was shining some light or other into my eyes and it all got very close up and sweaty. Well, I was sweating.I felt I was on the brink of being fondled 

Truly.

Anyway, my eyes are fine and she only charged £22

[Snoopy]

Sounds exactly like my local Spec Savers and every other optician that I have seen over the past twenty years.

[Nick]

You get fondled? 

I swear our foreheads stuck together at one point 

And any closer and she would have had my eye out with her Wonderbra 

[Snoopy]

Exactly like the lass at Spec Savers in Rhyl. 

Last time she bent over me like that I was so close to kissing her I had to bite my lower lip ~ I drew blood 

[Nick]

I wonder if they ever, y'know 

Occupational hazard.

But my imagination can hear the sirens now 

[Snoopy]

Precisely why I bit my lower lip so hard.

My brain was telling me NO! But every hormone I have was shouting YES!

I figure it has to be an age thing. The opticians, like most young wimmin nowadays, are so PC that they would almost certainly push the panic button if you even mentioned the idea but I felt that no woman had ever come that close to me without expecting/wanting to be kissed and it was very hard to resist the impulse.

[Pastis]

No fear of that here; when I had mine tested (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=4438.0   ) the technician was male, South Efrican, and with a shaved head 

[Nick]

Was he "nice" 

[Nick]

Precisely why I bit my lower lip so hard.

My brain was telling me NO! But every hormone I have was shouting YES!

I figure it has to be an age thing. The opticians, like most young wimmin nowadays, are so PC that they would almost certainly push the panic button if you even mentioned the idea but I felt that no woman had ever come that close to me without expecting/wanting to be kissed that it was very hard to resist the impulse.

Maybe they get trained to do thatr, so the bill doesn't look so extortionate, like

[Pastis]

Was he "nice" 

Thankfully he was professional, articulate and well turned out.

That said, I did once have an appointment with a blonde, green eyed, Irish dental hygienist that matches your recent experience 

[Nick]

Did she call the police?

[Bar Wench]

Nick, have you thought that you may have an inapropriate attachment to health professionals?

[Nick]

No, why?



























PS Are you a health professional.? We could discuss this over dinner. 

[Bar Wench]

I am not a professional of any nature.

[Nick]

 

She almost fell in there