ON being in a darkened room with a buxom blonde

[Bar Wench]

I have grown wise to your trickery!

[Nick]

Wenchy BA (Innuendo) 

[Snoopy]

Precisely why I bit my lower lip so hard.

My brain was telling me NO! But every hormone I have was shouting YES!

I figure it has to be an age thing. The opticians, like most young wimmin nowadays, are so PC that they would almost certainly push the panic button if you even mentioned the idea but I felt that no woman had ever come that close to me without expecting/wanting to be kissed that it was very hard to resist the impulse.

Maybe they get trained to do thatr, so the bill doesn't look so extortionate, like

Nope ~ I don't pay for my eye-tests, being diabetic like, and she knows that. She also knows that I will take the prescription and buy the specs on line saving a fortune in the process. She has no reason to get up close and personal other than it is necessary for them to look into your eyes using that gizmo with the little light on it in order to carryout their professional duties.

[Nick]

 

But you hoped 

[Snoopy]

Not really hoped ~ I knew that there was nothing other than professional interest in her closeness but, as I tried to say, although my brain knew this my male instincts were telling me a different story.

[Bar Wench]

I think most men think that way when in close proximity to a bosom. 

[Nick]

HOw would you know that? 

[Bar Wench]

HOw would you know that? 

Because sadly when men think such thoughts they get this glazed look, often accompanied by drool.

[Darwins Selection]

HOw would you know that? 

Because sadly when men think such thoughts they get this glazed look, often accompanied by drool.

I have that all the time. 

[Bar Wench]

HOw would you know that? 

Because sadly when men think such thoughts they get this glazed look, often accompanied by drool.

I have that all the time. 

That my love is called alzheimers and old age. 

[Snoopy]

I think most men think that way when in close proximity to a bosom. 

It wasn't so much the bosom but the fact that I could feel her breath on my mouth she was that close to the kissing position and of course she had her head tilted to one side so our noses would not have bumped, just the way I learned to do it all those years ago

[Bar Wench]

I think most men think that way when in close proximity to a bosom. 

It wasn't so much the bosom but the fact that I could feel her breath on my mouth she was that close to the kissing position and of course she had her head tilted to one side so our noses would not have bumped, just the way I learned to do it all those years ago ... on my hand

[Snoopy]

Unnecessary

















And unworthy of you ~ I expect such things from some but I have to say I am disappointed.

[Bar Wench]

<wenchy hangs her head in shame>

[Snoopy]