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Offline Snoopy

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Piano Tuner
« on: September 11, 2008, 02:26:09 PM »
The Piano Tuner has been in the next room for over half an hour ~ he is doing my head in  Banghead




It is worse that the THW practising





And he is going to charge me £47 for the privilege  cussing:
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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2008, 03:03:15 PM »
Get him to play something soothing and lyrical when he's finished. It might soft the blow of handing over the cash  ;)
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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2008, 03:18:35 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 11, 2008, 02:26:09 PM
The Piano Tuner has been in the next room for over half an hour ~ he is doing my head in  Banghead




It is worse that the THW practising





And he is going to charge me £47 for the privilege  cussing:

Kill him.  happy088
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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2008, 03:35:12 PM »
Is he blind...?  rubschin:
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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2008, 03:57:10 PM »
He is not blind, he is the only piano tuner in the village and he played Over the Rainbow when he had finished the scales and things.










I am now 47 quid poorer and have an earworm.
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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2008, 04:23:24 PM »
Shame...  whistle:
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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2008, 04:25:06 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 11, 2008, 03:57:10 PM
The only piano tuner in the village...

His name's not Dafyd is it?    Does he wear PVC?   ;)
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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2008, 04:25:38 PM »
You are showing your age with the "Is he blind" question.


It's some years since the visually impaired were trained to be piano tuners.
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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2008, 04:26:06 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 11, 2008, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 11, 2008, 03:57:10 PM
The only piano tuner in the village...

His name's not Dafyd is it?    Does he wear PVC?   ;)


No ~ His name is Paul and he was wearing jeans. He also restores harpsicords (sp?) and stuff like that.
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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2008, 05:02:52 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 11, 2008, 03:57:10 PM
He is not blind, he is the only piano tuner in the village and he played Over the Rainbow when he had finished the scales and things.










I am now 47 quid poorer and have an earworm.

You may find it soothing to spend some time in the kitchen, after all somewhere over the rainbow....









...wait for it....







....Snoop won't be impressed...



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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2008, 05:08:53 PM »
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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2008, 05:46:09 PM »
I remembered the joke when you mentioned the earworm hound and I couldnt resist.  whistle:
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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2008, 05:49:14 PM »
Should have killed the bugger.  whistle:
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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2008, 05:49:36 PM »

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Re: Piano Tuner
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2008, 05:51:39 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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